Graham Henderson
@gkse16.bsky.social
Five pounds for two back bums and a front bum. A mixture of very rude and very boring.
He/Him
He/Him
Glad to see the two main news networks in the UK have their priorities straight. Television host of cookery show getting sacked is obviously *far more* important than the government using a super-injunction to bypass Parliamentary and wider scrutiny for a genuinely egregious data leak.
July 15, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Glad to see the two main news networks in the UK have their priorities straight. Television host of cookery show getting sacked is obviously *far more* important than the government using a super-injunction to bypass Parliamentary and wider scrutiny for a genuinely egregious data leak.
I want the house he lives in in The Day of the Jackal on Sky.
Probably without the killing though.
Probably without the killing though.
December 21, 2024 at 7:49 PM
I want the house he lives in in The Day of the Jackal on Sky.
Probably without the killing though.
Probably without the killing though.
I’m 44 and have a tooth cutting. What next?! Wet dreams?!?!?
December 15, 2024 at 9:31 PM
I’m 44 and have a tooth cutting. What next?! Wet dreams?!?!?
Started watching that Churchill thing on Netflix but it’s got bloody dramatised scenes as well as that god awful Daily Mail columnist and former Prime Minister as a contributor🥴
December 8, 2024 at 6:06 PM
Started watching that Churchill thing on Netflix but it’s got bloody dramatised scenes as well as that god awful Daily Mail columnist and former Prime Minister as a contributor🥴
#BlackDoves is fantastic telly with great performances across the board.
My only criticism is that there’s no way on Earth they could all keep parking in double yellows in those parts of London without getting towed.🤔🤔🤔
My only criticism is that there’s no way on Earth they could all keep parking in double yellows in those parts of London without getting towed.🤔🤔🤔
December 7, 2024 at 9:21 PM
#BlackDoves is fantastic telly with great performances across the board.
My only criticism is that there’s no way on Earth they could all keep parking in double yellows in those parts of London without getting towed.🤔🤔🤔
My only criticism is that there’s no way on Earth they could all keep parking in double yellows in those parts of London without getting towed.🤔🤔🤔
Pretty tasteless headline from the BBC. She was murdered by the Russian state.
December 7, 2024 at 8:34 PM
Pretty tasteless headline from the BBC. She was murdered by the Russian state.
Well. At least Regina George is comfy🥴 #CatsOfBluesky
December 7, 2024 at 5:49 PM
Well. At least Regina George is comfy🥴 #CatsOfBluesky
I mean, she’s not wrong…
December 6, 2024 at 2:07 PM
I mean, she’s not wrong…
Gross.
"I came into the studio and was like, 'Hi Gregg, I've got something for you!' And he said, 'Oh, is it a present for my cock?'"
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"I came into the studio and was like, 'Hi Gregg, I've got something for you!' And he said, 'Oh, is it a present for my cock?'"
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Gregg Wallace comment left me crying with humiliation, former MasterChef contestant claims
Jackie Kearney appeared on MasterChef in 2011 and later returned as a guest judge. She says Gregg Wallace made sexual innuendos "constantly" - and that crew members would have heard him. Warning - thi...
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December 2, 2024 at 8:10 PM
Gross.
"I came into the studio and was like, 'Hi Gregg, I've got something for you!' And he said, 'Oh, is it a present for my cock?'"
news.sky.com/story/gregg-...
"I came into the studio and was like, 'Hi Gregg, I've got something for you!' And he said, 'Oh, is it a present for my cock?'"
news.sky.com/story/gregg-...
Good to see the BBC providing free advertising for a failed politician television presenter. What a load of tosh.
December 2, 2024 at 7:22 PM
Good to see the BBC providing free advertising for a failed politician television presenter. What a load of tosh.
He spent one night with a slut. If you’d had your first erection in fifteen years Joy, you would want to poke it somewhere, and I was in Bristol seeing Phantom On Ice.
December 1, 2024 at 9:52 AM
He spent one night with a slut. If you’d had your first erection in fifteen years Joy, you would want to poke it somewhere, and I was in Bristol seeing Phantom On Ice.
Just finished this…what a great, gentle comedy with a real bit of heart to it. Nice to see a few from The Good Place rock up too. Hope it gets renewed. #AManOnTheInside
November 27, 2024 at 9:37 PM
Just finished this…what a great, gentle comedy with a real bit of heart to it. Nice to see a few from The Good Place rock up too. Hope it gets renewed. #AManOnTheInside
If anyone was wondering whether Brussels sprouts would work in a curry, I can confirm that they absolutely do not.🥴
a woman says " it 's grotesque " in yellow
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November 27, 2024 at 6:18 PM
If anyone was wondering whether Brussels sprouts would work in a curry, I can confirm that they absolutely do not.🥴
The heating didn’t come on this morning and it’s -5…thank god for husband’s who came down and just reset the boiler.
a cartoon of homer simpson laying in bed saying ahhhh i 'm just a big toasty cinnamon bun
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November 21, 2024 at 9:06 AM
The heating didn’t come on this morning and it’s -5…thank god for husband’s who came down and just reset the boiler.
Gonna have to go through some my feed and redirect some of you spicy sods to the other account🥵🥵
November 16, 2024 at 9:27 AM
Gonna have to go through some my feed and redirect some of you spicy sods to the other account🥵🥵
Sex! Sex! More Sex!
You’d all be much better off with an eight hundred piece jigsaw.
You’d all be much better off with an eight hundred piece jigsaw.
a woman sitting in a chair with the words " i walked the pennine way in slingbacks " written above her
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November 15, 2024 at 11:05 PM
Sex! Sex! More Sex!
You’d all be much better off with an eight hundred piece jigsaw.
You’d all be much better off with an eight hundred piece jigsaw.
Off to see a musical about Section 28 at HOME Manchester. Drag Margaret Thatcher and abseiling lesbians. I love legitimate theatre.
November 15, 2024 at 6:49 PM
Off to see a musical about Section 28 at HOME Manchester. Drag Margaret Thatcher and abseiling lesbians. I love legitimate theatre.
It’s been a long week…
a cartoon of homer simpson running on a hill with the words " good morning everyone happy friday " below him
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November 15, 2024 at 8:12 AM
It’s been a long week…
Queen Camilla was amazing in Hello Dolly🤔🤔🤔
November 12, 2024 at 11:58 AM
Queen Camilla was amazing in Hello Dolly🤔🤔🤔
Going to give Disclaimer on Apple+ a go this evening. Really enjoyed the book and it’s got Cate Blanchett. Given both of those things coupled with the director and the level of supporting cast, can’t really see it not living up to expectations.
November 8, 2024 at 6:35 PM
Going to give Disclaimer on Apple+ a go this evening. Really enjoyed the book and it’s got Cate Blanchett. Given both of those things coupled with the director and the level of supporting cast, can’t really see it not living up to expectations.
We are winners baby…
November 8, 2024 at 12:20 AM
We are winners baby…
At the Eagle for the weekly quiz, Let’s get Quizzical with Lola Lasagne…
Our team: Orange is the new Bleak for the win🥳🥳🥳
Our team: Orange is the new Bleak for the win🥳🥳🥳
November 7, 2024 at 8:11 PM
At the Eagle for the weekly quiz, Let’s get Quizzical with Lola Lasagne…
Our team: Orange is the new Bleak for the win🥳🥳🥳
Our team: Orange is the new Bleak for the win🥳🥳🥳