Joey
@gizmojoey.bsky.social
Network biologist and food justice advocate. I want to be outside and do good. Climate change/autoimmune disorders/metabolism/microbiome.
Can’t wait for you to debug a coworker’s ai code
October 17, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Can’t wait for you to debug a coworker’s ai code
It’s not rocktober anymore
June 7, 2025 at 3:03 AM
It’s not rocktober anymore
Problem with abundance is that it’s essentially laundering the sclerotic gerontocracy into younger politicians who minimize the impact they can have on public perception through good politics and operate defensively on conservative terrain
June 5, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Problem with abundance is that it’s essentially laundering the sclerotic gerontocracy into younger politicians who minimize the impact they can have on public perception through good politics and operate defensively on conservative terrain
“There is more than one kind of freedom, said Aunt Lydia. Freedom to and freedom from. In the days of anarchy, it was freedom to. Now you are being given freedom from. Don’t underrate it.”
May 23, 2025 at 3:01 PM
“There is more than one kind of freedom, said Aunt Lydia. Freedom to and freedom from. In the days of anarchy, it was freedom to. Now you are being given freedom from. Don’t underrate it.”
My God, you truly do not understand how cancer works, do you?
May 19, 2025 at 1:10 AM
My God, you truly do not understand how cancer works, do you?
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and honestly, the obsession over “we should have said more about biden being old” starts to grate when the currently serving president is very obviously impaired by age and cognitive decline, to crickets from the press
May 15, 2025 at 12:34 PM
and honestly, the obsession over “we should have said more about biden being old” starts to grate when the currently serving president is very obviously impaired by age and cognitive decline, to crickets from the press
Incredible levels of bad take here, congrats on elevating your game
April 24, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Incredible levels of bad take here, congrats on elevating your game
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The cool part about The Onion in print is people leave them around coffee shops and workplaces. Kids steal them and bring them to school. People love this shit, which makes the staff happy, which makes the paper better, which makes business better. We consult no algorithm. We just make fun of jerks.
April 20, 2025 at 12:31 AM
The cool part about The Onion in print is people leave them around coffee shops and workplaces. Kids steal them and bring them to school. People love this shit, which makes the staff happy, which makes the paper better, which makes business better. We consult no algorithm. We just make fun of jerks.
But I’m willing to bet a lot of these folks are the type to evangelize to their neighbors and have a disproportionate influence on the near zero info voters
April 3, 2025 at 12:58 PM
But I’m willing to bet a lot of these folks are the type to evangelize to their neighbors and have a disproportionate influence on the near zero info voters
I pity the social media team and you all should resign because the man is gutless.
March 14, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I pity the social media team and you all should resign because the man is gutless.
Trump take egg
Trump crash plane
Trump crash plane
February 26, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Trump take egg
Trump crash plane
Trump crash plane
I meant 2003, but it was Dexter Jackson
February 10, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I meant 2003, but it was Dexter Jackson
Did it for TB I think
February 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Did it for TB I think
Vance pulling up the ladder behind him
February 8, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Vance pulling up the ladder behind him
Absolutely nuts to me, I’ve seen fewer clearer causal results and it wasn’t a policy that seemed to run afoul of a major interest group (oil, pharma). Simply didn’t like the look of a federal benefit as a line item.
February 5, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Absolutely nuts to me, I’ve seen fewer clearer causal results and it wasn’t a policy that seemed to run afoul of a major interest group (oil, pharma). Simply didn’t like the look of a federal benefit as a line item.
I think it’s a really key observation that it’ll spike wages - there’ll be some core government functions that are either going to become more expensive or are going to be privatized… and more expensive. Musk et al fundamentally don’t understand workers with other value systems than $.
February 4, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I think it’s a really key observation that it’ll spike wages - there’ll be some core government functions that are either going to become more expensive or are going to be privatized… and more expensive. Musk et al fundamentally don’t understand workers with other value systems than $.
Wait is this the day Donald Trump became president
February 3, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Wait is this the day Donald Trump became president
Please make this more visible. You need to be in front of cameras now.
February 2, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Please make this more visible. You need to be in front of cameras now.