this whole time I thought the jokes about swift singing about travis kelce's cock were a joke but holy shit there's actually a song entirely about his dick on the album wtf lol

It's one thing to be politically divided into red states and blue states. We are now being militarily divided into red states and blue states. It's crossing the Rubicon, a bright-red flashing warning that the constitutional order is coming unglued, in a way that will have monumental consequences. /x