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gitchegumeefan.bsky.social
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@gitchegumeefan.bsky.social
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If Odunze is gonna score against the Lions, can I at least get the points in fantasy @espn.com ??
Screenshot of the ESPN Fantasy app showing my matchup. I am starting Odunze in the FLEX position and it’s showing him with zero points despite the fact that he just scored a touchdown.
September 14, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Grainy image of a straight faced Hilary Clinton that says “Fuck my life” on top and “Bottom Text” on the bottom
September 7, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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tired: age gap relationship
wired: NFC North gap relationship
Selfie of me wearing a “Resurget Cineribus” hat and a grey Detroit Lions sweatshirt next to my fiancé, who is wearing a black hat and a camo Green Bay Packers hoodie.
September 7, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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this endless fucking drive
Katy Perry with a short blonde pixie cut, pulling at her face in distress
September 7, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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Kim Jong-Un lighting a cig overlaid by the words “IN THE DEPTHS OF "IT'S SO OVER" I FOUND THERE WAS WITHIN ME AN INVINCIBLE "WE'RE SO BACK"
September 7, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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September 7, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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might I suggest this arrangement to really get you in the right headspace
September 5, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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God/Zeus/the universe watching this game
Screenshot of a tweet from Dave Wasserman that reads, as always, “I’ve seen enough”
September 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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me hearing “Sens au cœur de la nuit” and immediately becoming activated
Picture of a semi-translucent kitten (representing the soul) rising from a sleeping kitten’s body, indicating transcendence
September 4, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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watching the latest episode of The Summer I Turned Pretty and suddenly they’re playing a dance remix of a song from one of my favorite movies of all time (Les Choristes, 2004) ?????????????
Still from a TikTok of a man looking very confused
September 4, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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Anyways I found it lmao. Definitive proof that I have always Been This Way (pls disregard the Bo of it all, this was in like 2010)
"This," he growled, "is the fourth yard line of Hell. It's for the pollsters. They got off easy, in my opinion." "You mean the people who determine the national rankings?" I frowned. "What's wrong with them?" "They're not just any pollsters," Bo sighed. "They're the ones behind the 1997 National Championship debacle. That year, Michigan was undefeated, ranked #1 in the nation and beat Washington in the Rose Bowl. The AP pollsters gave Michigan the national title, but the fools of the USA Today/ESPN poll gave it to Nebraska. We were forced to share the title that year." We walked up to the 40-yard line just as Bo finished explaining, and I saw that line was actually a rope. Attached to it, I assumed, were the USA Today/ESPN pollsters. The rope was pulled back and forth by some invisible force, and with each tug the pollsters grew more stretched. They screamed in pain as the rope jerked around like a medieval torture device. "Now they know what it's like to be split, to be pulled back and forth." Bo sneered.
September 3, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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Screen grab of a scene from The Office where Michael is looking angrily at Pam. My edited caption reads, “You know what? I’m gonna start [wearing my Princess Di fits] even harder”
August 28, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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very strategically picked a date for our engagement party and was immediately called out
Screenshot of my friend’s text to me reading, “I see you with the scheduling on Michigan’s buy [sic] week 😂😂”
August 22, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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shit sucks but books and games about books exist so at least there’s that
Picture of my current view, including the book Moderation by Elaine Castillo next to my turquoise Nintendo Switch, which currently displays a screen from the new game Tiny Bookshop
August 12, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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Pic of Obi-Wan Kenobi: EVANGELICAL BOOMERS TEACHING THEIR KIDS TO LISTEN TO JESUS What have you become? Pic of Darth Vader: THEIR SOCIALIST CHILDREN WHO DEFEND THE POOR AND OPPRESSED I am what you made me.
August 7, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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Kyle Allen
Screenshot of a Dave Wasserman tweet that reads, as always, “I’ve seen enough”
August 1, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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this game isn’t real and can’t hurt me
Still from Baz Luhrman’s Elvis of Austin Butler as a sweaty, late-in-life Elvis looking distressed
August 1, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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🎵 He knows his way in the dark /
Mine is the gay in the frogs 🎵
Screenshot of a BlueSky quote post. The original post features a picture of a bald, goateed, bedraggled Alex Jones looking pink in the face and sad. The caption reads "Jumpscared by this honest-go-god picture of Alex Jones from today." The quote post adds on to the original with the caption "this is Javert in Act II"
July 9, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Incredible bumper sticker spotted on this Chevy Tahoe
picture of the back of a silver Chevy Tahoe with a bumper sticker in black and white text that reads, “GO AROUND. IF IT WAS MEANT TO GO FAST IT WOULDN’T BE SHAPED LIKE A FUCKING BRICK.” Zoomed in picture of the back of a silver Chevy Tahoe with a bumper sticker in black and white text that reads, “GO AROUND. IF IT WAS MEANT TO GO FAST IT WOULDN’T BE SHAPED LIKE A FUCKING BRICK.”
June 27, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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if you’ve given up on the state of the world, just know that our little two person trivia team that could just beat the four-week-in-a-row, 20-person-strong reigning champs on the final question tonight. Do you believe in miracles? YES!!!!!
Picture of me, a thirty something blonde white woman, holding up our prize gift card alongside my boyfriend and teammate, a tall white thirty something man in a backwards cap
May 8, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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Screenshot of a tweet from years ago by someone named Samantha that says "ISIS STOP ITTTTTTT. Like for real STOP"
April 24, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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My signing bonus stocks vest next week
a deeply uncanny, world weary Chuck E. Cheese animatronic
April 7, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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might fuck around and reactivate Twitter just to send this to Elon
April 2, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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get the fuck out of my state
Picture of a plane pulling a banner that reads "GO HOME ELON. VOTE SUSAN". Pic was taken in Milwaukee on March 27.
March 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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me in the national security group chat
March 25, 2025 at 4:27 AM