Girthmann
@girthmann.bsky.social
Founder and CEO of The Girthmann Corporation and Girthmann Industries.
THAT GUY IS BACK! AND HE'S ROUND!? I'LL BE SEEING YOU IN COURT, MR. SALESWORTH, MARK MY WORDS!
October 10, 2025 at 9:13 PM
THAT GUY IS BACK! AND HE'S ROUND!? I'LL BE SEEING YOU IN COURT, MR. SALESWORTH, MARK MY WORDS!
Beautiful art drawn by the wonderful @calsisabidus.bsky.social
July 24, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Beautiful art drawn by the wonderful @calsisabidus.bsky.social
The Girthmann Corporation (in collaboration with various members of the OrdinarilyAverage Discord Server!) would like to wish @ordinarily-avg.bsky.social a VERY happy Girthday!
Make sure to celebrate it properly with a Girthymeal™!
Make sure to celebrate it properly with a Girthymeal™!
May 21, 2025 at 11:29 PM
The Girthmann Corporation (in collaboration with various members of the OrdinarilyAverage Discord Server!) would like to wish @ordinarily-avg.bsky.social a VERY happy Girthday!
Make sure to celebrate it properly with a Girthymeal™!
Make sure to celebrate it properly with a Girthymeal™!
LET THIS BE A WARNING TO MY OPPS.
IT COSTS FOUR HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS TO FIRE THIS WEAPON FOR 12 SECONDS
AND I WILL SPARE NO EXPENSE.
AHAAHAAHAHAA!
IT COSTS FOUR HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS TO FIRE THIS WEAPON FOR 12 SECONDS
AND I WILL SPARE NO EXPENSE.
AHAAHAAHAHAA!
April 20, 2025 at 2:11 PM
LET THIS BE A WARNING TO MY OPPS.
IT COSTS FOUR HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS TO FIRE THIS WEAPON FOR 12 SECONDS
AND I WILL SPARE NO EXPENSE.
AHAAHAAHAHAA!
IT COSTS FOUR HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS TO FIRE THIS WEAPON FOR 12 SECONDS
AND I WILL SPARE NO EXPENSE.
AHAAHAAHAHAA!
This seal ruined my plans. I will have my revenge on Stella.
March 30, 2025 at 4:20 PM
This seal ruined my plans. I will have my revenge on Stella.
This stupid dumb doll thing is Girthmann Corporation Approved!
March 11, 2025 at 5:29 PM
This stupid dumb doll thing is Girthmann Corporation Approved!
This combo is Girthmann Corporation Approved!
March 11, 2025 at 5:22 PM
This combo is Girthmann Corporation Approved!
@pastraspec.bsky.social said I should have Jack Horner's theme. I couldn't agree more.
January 31, 2025 at 4:52 PM
@pastraspec.bsky.social said I should have Jack Horner's theme. I couldn't agree more.
@pastraspec.bsky.social A little cookie told me you're bald.
January 24, 2025 at 4:35 AM
@pastraspec.bsky.social A little cookie told me you're bald.
@ordinarily-avg.bsky.social
These fries aint SHIT
These fries aint SHIT
December 28, 2024 at 8:35 PM
@ordinarily-avg.bsky.social
These fries aint SHIT
These fries aint SHIT
@ordinarily-avg.bsky.social Can I interest you in a Girthy Meal™?
December 27, 2024 at 5:02 AM
@ordinarily-avg.bsky.social Can I interest you in a Girthy Meal™?