Girricane
@girricane.bsky.social
For all of our accomplishments the fact that Americans have not figured out savory puff pastries is staggering.
McDonald’s could replace all their baked pies with these things.
McDonald’s could replace all their baked pies with these things.
November 27, 2025 at 4:05 PM
For all of our accomplishments the fact that Americans have not figured out savory puff pastries is staggering.
McDonald’s could replace all their baked pies with these things.
McDonald’s could replace all their baked pies with these things.
Teddy Roosevelt’s porno stash found in floorboards of East Wing. Turns out the bear stuff was more than just a nickname.
October 24, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Teddy Roosevelt’s porno stash found in floorboards of East Wing. Turns out the bear stuff was more than just a nickname.
I’ve never seen Dan and Denise Richards in the same place at the same time. Just saying.
July 27, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I’ve never seen Dan and Denise Richards in the same place at the same time. Just saying.
“It’s too hot today.”
June 15, 2025 at 12:44 AM
“It’s too hot today.”
I’m still waiting for the Resident Evil jump scare.
May 3, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I’m still waiting for the Resident Evil jump scare.
Ugh that still feels bad. Hope things get better soon sir.
May 1, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Ugh that still feels bad. Hope things get better soon sir.
Just people sitting on McScrooge level stacks of cash screaming “Why aren’t people taking this money from us?!?”
April 27, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Just people sitting on McScrooge level stacks of cash screaming “Why aren’t people taking this money from us?!?”
Turn that Inskeep up!
April 6, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Turn that Inskeep up!
You can have this one for free.
December 17, 2024 at 2:59 AM
You can have this one for free.
Oh good it’s not just me then.
November 24, 2024 at 8:16 PM
Oh good it’s not just me then.
We used to be a society.
a cartoon character sitting in front of a computer with a south park sign in the background
ALT: a cartoon character sitting in front of a computer with a south park sign in the background
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2024 at 2:57 PM
We used to be a society.
“Tea bagging is now a felony offense.”
November 5, 2024 at 2:53 PM
“Tea bagging is now a felony offense.”
Honest question: is SCUD a good series? I remember skimming it nearly 30 years ago and I don’t remember if it was legitimately good or good because it wasn’t a mainstream series.
October 28, 2024 at 8:35 PM
Honest question: is SCUD a good series? I remember skimming it nearly 30 years ago and I don’t remember if it was legitimately good or good because it wasn’t a mainstream series.
WE COULD DO ENCHANTED CASTLE IN AN ACTUAL CASTLE
October 28, 2024 at 1:47 PM
WE COULD DO ENCHANTED CASTLE IN AN ACTUAL CASTLE
Dude if you wanted to franchise out “Enchanted Castle” you should have called me.
October 28, 2024 at 1:46 PM
Dude if you wanted to franchise out “Enchanted Castle” you should have called me.
