I’ve written so much on this blog over the years about watching people wank, you’d think I’d have run out of things to say about it by now. You’d be wrong, though, because just as no two snowflakes – or two fucks – are ever exactly the same, so two precious opportunities to watch somebody […] The post Intentionality: watching him choose porn is wildly hot appeared first on Girl on the Net.

I’m a sucker for a guest blog that melts my heart as well as my knickers, and this week’s guest delivers exactly that. A beautiful story of first time anal fingering, with a glimpse into the blossoming trust and intimate dynamic between the writer and his partner. Please give a warm and sexy welcome to […] The post Guest blog: First time anal fingering – “I trust you” appeared first on Girl on the Net.

I can’t quite believe I’m having to say this. Even as I pull this guy aside for a quick word, there’s a part of me that’s sitting outside my body, surveying the scene and wondering how the fuck I’ve ended up here. In the 21st century, as a grown adult with another grown adult, about […] The post Casual should not mean contempt appeared first on Girl on the Net.

It’s late, and I’m tired. So tired, in fact, that I’ve just slept through the last twenty minutes of the film we were meant to be watching. You can’t blame me: it’s not often I get to snuggle up on a sofabed with my head in somebody’s lap, sinking into the duvet and enjoying the […] The post Fill me with cum: Not quite asleep, very clearly consenting appeared first on Girl on the Net.

New Year is one of my favourite times, because it is a nice opportunity to do a bit of self-reflection. Looking back at the last 12 months and working out what you’ve achieved, what you’ve been lucky enough to experience, and what you’d like to leave behind as you move into the next year. 2025 […] The post 2025 sex blog round-up: top audio porn, smut + more! appeared first on Girl on the Net.

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but some of you will so I’ll say it. That thing you’ve been itching to do for ages? You should do it on your own. There are many things we expect people to do in couples or groups that don’t necessarily require company. And – whisper it […] The post Do it on your own appeared first on Girl on the Net.

As someone who had sex for the first time impulsively, reading this guest blog made me feel like I’d missed out on something really cool. I am so grateful to this guest blogger for sharing her experience of first time sex – the knowledge that you’re about to do this thing comes with such resonance […] The post Guest blog: first time sex – he’s going to be inside me appeared first on Girl on the Net.

I woke up last Thursday with the loveliest, softest feeling: like I’d just had a truly sexy dream. It was hyper-realistic, and that realism lingered in my mind as I opened my eyes. Snuggling down beneath the duvet in a winter-warm bed, I ran hands over my body and allowed the details to return to […] The post A sexy dream: midnight fucking and cum on the carpet appeared first on Girl on the Net.

You know how, when you go to look up a recipe online, most of the recipes are interwoven with some tangential story about the chef’s life? Have you ever read one of those and thought ‘man, I wish there was a version of this kind of recipe-blogging but instead of being whimsical and wholesome it […] The post Guest blog: Anything for a cinnamon roll… appeared first on Girl on the Net.

As is now traditional, when Christmas rolls round I like to use my one superpower (being incredibly horny) to remind you about the amazing companies who help to keep the lights on here at GOTN HQ. Basically what I’m about to do is give a run-down of the awesome folks who support my work here, […] The post Christmas gifts with sexy suggestions: 2025 edition! appeared first on Girl on the Net.

This week’s fabulously sexy guest blog is an extract from Kirstyn Smith’s novella, The Twelve Lays of Christmas. I absolutely adore the idea behind this playful book – from the blurb: “Ivy is stuck in a rut. She hasn’t hooked up with anyone since her last terrible relationship ended more than a year ago. That […] The post Guest blog: The Twelve Lays of Christmas appeared first on Girl on the Net.

I love Doctor Nerdlove. He’s a brilliant advice columnist whose responses often give me a new perspective on love and relationships. He is kind and patient, but willing to call someone on their bullshit when that is required. This response to a writer who is bitter about women was especially exceptional. I’m opening with a […] The post Please don’t settle for me appeared first on Girl on the Net.

Describing a sexual experience can be difficult and delicate in itself, but it’s even more challenging to go beyond that and show the ways in which individual sexual experiences can have a broader ripple effect – on the way you feel about yourself, your body, your relationship to others and the world. This week’s guest […] The post Guest blog: Touching yourself like you’re worth your own time appeared first on Girl on the Net.

I like to think the world has moved on since I started sex blogging nearly fifteen years ago, but there are some terrible ideas that still won’t die. One of these is the false belief that if you’re in a monogamous relationship, you owe your partner a certain amount of sex to prevent them from […] The post You never have to have sex if you don’t want to appeared first on Girl on the Net.

I roll on top of him first thing in the morning. He’s awake, but pretending not to be. As I grip his dick and squeeze gently just below the coronal ridge, it pulses hotter and harder in the palm of my hand. When I start to stroke it, a smile flickers briefly at the corner […] The post Playing with fantasy: I need you to fuck me in the ass appeared first on Girl on the Net.

I am positively gleeful about this week’s guest blog because… well… I have an affinity with this fabulous anonymous writer. She and her partner are happily childfree, having known for a long time that they definitely don’t want kids. But at the same time, they play in a space that is outrageously sexy – and […] The post Guest blog: I’m happily childfree… but I have a breeding kink appeared first on Girl on the Net.

Do you want to get a lovely sexy card from me in December, with a beautiful design drawn by Stuart Taylor who creates the fabulous art for the site? Now’s your chance! Just join my Patreon (at ANY level – the lowest tier is just £2/$2 per month) and you’ll get a message on 1st […] The post 2025 Christmas cards are here! How to get one… appeared first on Girl on the Net.

There are some kinks that I can’t personally cater to, but that I know a lot of you would enjoy reading about. And, as I am proud to have a larger-than-average number of readers who identify as Massive Nerds, I think Star Trek might be one of them. Today’s guest blogger Adeline Panamaroff offered an […] The post Guest blog: Humiliated at the Star Trek screening appeared first on Girl on the Net.

It’s fun to have stuff in common. And when it comes to sex, it’s hot to discover that your own kinks match or dovetail with those of the person you’re fucking. But alongside the ones I personally have – D/s, cum, impact play, dirty talk, weed/breath play, loads more – there’s a second category of […] The post Sexiest kinks: I don’t have these, but it’s hot if you do appeared first on Girl on the Net.

What happens when you go back to someone from your past? Is there such a thing as ‘the one that got away’? When this week’s guest blogger pitched me this post I was positively gleeful about it – she’s got a fabulously funny, chatty style and regular readers will know that I’m a sucker for […] The post Guest blog: Having sex with the guy from a decade ago appeared first on Girl on the Net.

One of the things I often hear guys complain about when it comes to dating is that they got rejected (or sometimes ghosted) without understanding why. They wouldn’t mind a ‘no’ if there was some obvious incompatibility, but as far as they’re concerned they didn’t do anything ‘wrong’. Bear with me here dudes, because you […] The post Why did I get rejected? appeared first on Girl on the Net.

Partway through a kiss – a good one, a promising one – she breaks off and holds her face close to his. Whispers: “Just so you know, I don’t fuck on the first date.” “Oh. OK. Why’s that?” She doesn’t know what he’s thinking, but imagines it’s something about self respect. Maybe she doesn’t fuck […] The post I don’t fuck on the first date appeared first on Girl on the Net.

We’re properly spoilt this Halloween with not one but TWO fantastic guest pieces. This gorgeous story is longer than the posts I tend to publish, but when Jaimie (of Jaimie’s Erotica – follow on BlueSky here!) pitched me this I found it simultaneously dreamlike and creepy in equal measure, and I was sucked in to […] The post Guest blog: The Chatelaine – she will strip me of my innocence appeared first on Girl on the Net.

I am fucking GLEEFUL about bringing you today’s amazing guest work. Not just a written guest blog from the fabulous NymphoStimToy, but audio too, and as a special treat for Halloween this one is creepy as fuck. After her recent incredible guest blog about playing with fear during sex and kink, she offered a piece […] The post Guest blog: Six tentacles – I can’t get enough of her appeared first on Girl on the Net.

It is very rare for me to have an acoustic wank these days. By which I mean ‘be able to orgasm without either getting fucked by an actual human, or using a sex toy’. Gone are the days when I could make myself come using one finger and a tiny rubbing motion on my clit […] The post Acoustic wank: I came using only my hands appeared first on Girl on the Net.