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girlfriend.bsky.social
from what I can tell this is actually the nature of it. She's become some type of semi-paralegal and become radicalized against the criminal justice system (based), but naturally she also thinks she's the protagonist of reality so we end up with posts like this.
Holmes had a prison job as a re-entry clerk, helping to “assist women in finding and preparing for jobs and transitioning back to society across a range of areas, including childcare, healthcare, housing, and veterans’ benefits,” the filing said. “She recently transitioned to a full-time law apprenticeship through the Department of Labor, through which she helps her fellow prisoners on a range of legal matters, including child support and child protective services cases … and domestic violence and sexual assault issues.” Holmes is also studying to become proficient in Spanish and “has built a set of Spanish-language law library resources,” the filing said, adding that she “will continue to devote herself to criminal justice issues once she is released.”
November 16, 2025 at 4:25 AM
girlfriend.bsky.social
cootie garages
a woman with a hairstyle that is apparently called cootie garages per the caption, which is a sort of short cut with two dense knots of curls on the side.
November 16, 2025 at 1:02 AM
girlfriend.bsky.social
brown wooden rolltop desk.
November 15, 2025 at 10:35 PM
girlfriend.bsky.social
doing research on the names for different types of noses.
wikipedia snippet with headline "In racist discourse" and text "in racist discourse, especially that of post-Enlightenment Western writers, a"
November 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
girlfriend.bsky.social
yeah boss i ain't tryin to figure this out.
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November 15, 2025 at 5:23 PM
girlfriend.bsky.social
I disagree. Money can buy most things. For an incredibly reasonable amount of money he could put seven or eight accomplished trans women posters on retainer to ghost write for him. He could be the Hans Niemann of doing bits.
guardian headline with musk's face: "What the Tesla Tycoon wants his billiions can't buy: being able to get a true laugh."
November 15, 2025 at 1:46 AM
girlfriend.bsky.social
They're gonna kill me for his one
Tsubasa Hanekawa
November 11, 2025 at 1:03 AM
girlfriend.bsky.social
Fingers crossed they need someone with 18 years of govt experience
A web page showing I sent my resume to the mamdani transition team
November 6, 2025 at 3:14 PM
girlfriend.bsky.social
12/22/1999
"Even though it might appear otherwise from what I've said, I am not a racist," the fiery Braves reliever said Wednesday in a statement.
November 5, 2025 at 7:04 PM
girlfriend.bsky.social
having fun with the conservatives in the sports discord. (he has me blocked for gender reasons.)
unspecified user with Reze portrait: "When has anything gone right since 9/11?" My reply: what went right on 9/11 My reply has a crying emoji
November 5, 2025 at 3:22 AM
girlfriend.bsky.social
this is just hoarding isn't it
I’m a humble practitioner of the art of tsundoku (積ん読), buying many books and leaving them in strategically placed piles in the hope that I will pick them up and read them, or at least skim them in the methodical madness that is my never ending trajectory of research.
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
girlfriend.bsky.social
Now is this art, or incompetence? That is: am I supposed to believe that computers can be fixed with a quarter inch drill, and that a secret chip will plug into this menage of junk and make it into a powerful supercomputer? Am I supposed to believe that Max and his old professor are geniuses when they in fact can't play Go as competently as I could teach you to play in a week?
November 3, 2025 at 11:55 PM
girlfriend.bsky.social
I mean I guess I'll get an iPhone if you're just going to disable all the features of your phone.
Nav screen with Google Gemini indicating that voice commands will no longer work because Gemini installed itself
October 26, 2025 at 9:55 PM
girlfriend.bsky.social
YESSSS
Washington lawyer on furlough lives out dream of running a hot dog cart
October 26, 2025 at 12:38 PM
girlfriend.bsky.social
I think about these panels a lot and make myself sad.
Fire Force vol 23 with 3 empty speech bubbles
October 22, 2025 at 8:29 PM
girlfriend.bsky.social
If Mamimi Samejima (FLCL, 2000) dated baseball twink Shohei Ohtani (LA Dodgers, #17) there would be an eleven year age gap, so Mamimi would have been 23 when Ohtani was Naota's age, or four years older than Haruko claims to be in the original series. Today she would be 42.
Shohei Ohtani in his Dodgers Uniform holding a baseball bat. He bats left. Mamimi Samejima from FLCL holding a baseball bat. She bats left.
October 22, 2025 at 3:47 PM
girlfriend.bsky.social
What flavor are things rings? And don't say ring flavored. That's a shape, you can't fool me.
Red funyon looking rings called aritos with a tiger that has a soccer ball. The rings are red.
October 22, 2025 at 1:12 AM
girlfriend.bsky.social
The Democratic Party remains a money laundering scheme that puts fundraising ahead of policy. I suppose it is a happy coincidence that this time fundraising and policy actually align, at least temporarily.
“It’s been clear to them that the American people don’t want to see a Democratic Party that capitulates to Republican extremism. They want a party that stands up for people’s health care, that stands up for our democracy and that’s what they’re doing now,” she said. Democratic strategists say the main driver of the political fear within the Democratic caucus is online fundraising, which is largely driven by social media.
October 20, 2025 at 3:06 PM
girlfriend.bsky.social
I want to see the summoning salt video about this
the clearsky list of the top 5 blockers on bluesky. The top account has 3,469,292 accounts blocked. Second place has 2,501,905
October 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
girlfriend.bsky.social
I did it because I'm goated.
A phone screen clock that shows 8:45 next to three calendar tasks at 9, 10, and 11 saying "TAKE TRASH, DID YOU TAKE OUT TRASH, SERIOUSLY DID YOU TAKE OUT TRASH?"
October 16, 2025 at 12:51 PM
girlfriend.bsky.social
I think the CIA is trying to teach me Chinese
A still from a video teaching chinese. The first item is "Your landlord" adn the second item is the landlord's name, "Qian Ying"
October 13, 2025 at 9:25 PM
girlfriend.bsky.social
Can anyone tell me about the ghostbusters Hague? Honestly this should have been the last episode of the series. Seems like a pretty open and shut case to me.
IMDB result for Jailbusters, an episode of ghostbusters with the description: The Ghostbusters are tricked, captured and swept away into the Ghostworld. There, they are subjected to a bizarre trial for their crimes against ghost kind.
October 13, 2025 at 1:50 AM
girlfriend.bsky.social
open snipping tool
3 dots
these settings
The snipping tool settings menu that includes "automatically save original screenshots" which is currently set to "on" and "Screenshots are saved to" which is currently set to a onenote folder.
October 12, 2025 at 3:58 PM
girlfriend.bsky.social
fuck you if your search works like this. you should be ashamed.
A search result for "movies" that includes the term "moves" in omnisearch for obsidian
October 6, 2025 at 10:34 PM
girlfriend.bsky.social
I just like to participate and I'm very enthusiastic.
Me on discord: Get his ass! (I don't know anything about him.) -- him is not verified or obvious from the context of this post.
October 6, 2025 at 1:16 AM