you wouldnt retweet a mushroom

the feminine urge to drop out of college and go to cosmetology school

There’s a girl scout song about making new friends that seems fitting as we make new friends here: 

“Make new friends but keep the old. / One is silver and the other gold

Silver's precious, gold is too. / I am precious, and so are you. 💕

it's so warm and so sunny i don't even remember what it's like to feel sad anymore

Going outside in a short dress without spandex on is like playing life on “danger” mode. Every gust of wind risks me showing my ass to the block

gm friends what are you looking forward to today?

gm friends should i go to class or should i lay on the ground for several hours

i actually think i should be more insane and horny

i think laying in the middle of the road is an underrated experience

the barista at starbucks didn't charge me for my drink so clearly she thinks i'm beautiful and is in love with me and there is no other possible explanation

good morning friends :)

Some of you people are very different on here than on twitter

maybe the real twitter alternatives were the friends we made along the way

hi friends :)