Giraffa Pontifex
@giraffapontifex.bsky.social
A stay-at-home father, ex-pat, and alleged trickster spirit. Foul language & a warm heart. He/Him 🇮🇪🏴☠️🦒
I sometimes do stuff.
www.GiraffaPontifex.com
(Graphic Artists: Please do not message me, I will not hire you.)
I sometimes do stuff.
www.GiraffaPontifex.com
(Graphic Artists: Please do not message me, I will not hire you.)
The bulk of my PC issues are sorted, so see you soon with MORE Satisfactory! Woo! Twitch.tv/giraffapontifex #smallstreamers #twitch #satisfactory
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Twitch is the world
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September 23, 2025 at 11:11 PM
The bulk of my PC issues are sorted, so see you soon with MORE Satisfactory! Woo! Twitch.tv/giraffapontifex #smallstreamers #twitch #satisfactory
One hour until I grab my big big sword and we get rush back to Sector 7 to try and thwart Shinra. See you all soon! Twitch.tv/giraffapontifex #twitch #smallstreamers #ffvii #ffviiremake #squareenix #Shinra #cloud #tifa
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Twitch is the world
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September 12, 2025 at 11:07 PM
One hour until I grab my big big sword and we get rush back to Sector 7 to try and thwart Shinra. See you all soon! Twitch.tv/giraffapontifex #twitch #smallstreamers #ffvii #ffviiremake #squareenix #Shinra #cloud #tifa
Geoguessing and other browser games, very soon! See you there! twitch.tv/giraffapontifex #smallstreamers #twitch #geoguessr #geography #lost #help #whereamI #hashtag #redbullsponsormepls
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Twitch is the world
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September 12, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Geoguessing and other browser games, very soon! See you there! twitch.tv/giraffapontifex #smallstreamers #twitch #geoguessr #geography #lost #help #whereamI #hashtag #redbullsponsormepls
That's right, MORE Satisfying Satisfactory in less than 30 minutes! Twitch.tv/giraffapontifex #satisfactory #smallstreamers #twitch #hashtag
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Twitch is the world
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September 9, 2025 at 11:37 PM
That's right, MORE Satisfying Satisfactory in less than 30 minutes! Twitch.tv/giraffapontifex #satisfactory #smallstreamers #twitch #hashtag
Almost time for more Satisfying Satisfactory! See you all soon! Twitch.tv/giraffapontifex #twitch #satisfactory #coffestainstudios
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Twitch is the world
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September 2, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Almost time for more Satisfying Satisfactory! See you all soon! Twitch.tv/giraffapontifex #twitch #satisfactory #coffestainstudios
More satisfying Satisfactory satisfaction coming up shortly, hope to see you there! Twitch.tv/giraffapontifex #satisfactory #factorygame #construction #starktower
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Twitch is the world
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August 26, 2025 at 11:13 PM
More satisfying Satisfactory satisfaction coming up shortly, hope to see you there! Twitch.tv/giraffapontifex #satisfactory #factorygame #construction #starktower
It's time again for Final Fantasy Friday! Grab your buster sword and let's get back to work, the world can't save itself. See you tonight! Twitch.tv/giraffapontifex #squareenix #twitch #smallstreamers #ffvii #ffviiremake #cloud #tifa #aerith
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Twitch is the world
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August 22, 2025 at 7:34 PM
It's time again for Final Fantasy Friday! Grab your buster sword and let's get back to work, the world can't save itself. See you tonight! Twitch.tv/giraffapontifex #squareenix #twitch #smallstreamers #ffvii #ffviiremake #cloud #tifa #aerith
We're back with MORE satisfactory! See you in an hour as we work towards Space Elevator parts! Also I had a nap, so my brain is less fuzzy now! twitch.tv/giraffapontifex #Satisfactory #twitch #smallstreamer #efficiency #spaceelevator #organization
GiraffaPontifex - Twitch
An old man, some funny voices, trying to stay sorta up-to-date with technology.
twitch.tv
August 19, 2025 at 10:56 PM
We're back with MORE satisfactory! See you in an hour as we work towards Space Elevator parts! Also I had a nap, so my brain is less fuzzy now! twitch.tv/giraffapontifex #Satisfactory #twitch #smallstreamer #efficiency #spaceelevator #organization
It's Final Fantasy Friday again, and we return to Midgar and a bodyguard gig! Join us tonight! Twitch.tv/giraffapontifex #ffviiremake #twitch #smallstreamer #cloud #aerith #ffvii
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Twitch is the world
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August 15, 2025 at 9:29 PM
It's Final Fantasy Friday again, and we return to Midgar and a bodyguard gig! Join us tonight! Twitch.tv/giraffapontifex #ffviiremake #twitch #smallstreamer #cloud #aerith #ffvii
Grab your materia, it's Final Fantasy Friday! We're heading back to explore the inner recesses of Midgar. See you there! Twitch.tv/giraffapontifex #smallstreamers #twitch #ffvii #squareenix
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Twitch is the world
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August 8, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Grab your materia, it's Final Fantasy Friday! We're heading back to explore the inner recesses of Midgar. See you there! Twitch.tv/giraffapontifex #smallstreamers #twitch #ffvii #squareenix
Tonight, we're back with more Satisfactory, and an anticipated taste test! Join us at our normal time, watch me build and maybe make some weird faces because of a potentially gross drink! 🤣 twitch.tv/giraffapontifex #twitch #smallstreamers #Satisfactory #building #tastetest #weirddrink
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Twitch is the world
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August 5, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Tonight, we're back with more Satisfactory, and an anticipated taste test! Join us at our normal time, watch me build and maybe make some weird faces because of a potentially gross drink! 🤣 twitch.tv/giraffapontifex #twitch #smallstreamers #Satisfactory #building #tastetest #weirddrink
2 hours until we take our big big sword and head back the slums of sector 7! Final Fantasy Friday woooo! Twitch.tv/giraffapontifex #twitch #smallstreamers #ffvii #squareenix #cloudstrife #tifa
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Twitch is the world
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August 1, 2025 at 9:54 PM
2 hours until we take our big big sword and head back the slums of sector 7! Final Fantasy Friday woooo! Twitch.tv/giraffapontifex #twitch #smallstreamers #ffvii #squareenix #cloudstrife #tifa
30 minutes and then we're BACK with some Satisfactory! We're going to get our coal power up and running, and then we will be starting initial construction on our tower! twitch.tv/giraffapontifex #satisfactory #twitch #smallstreamers #factory
GiraffaPontifex - Twitch
An old man, some funny voices, trying to stay sorta up-to-date with technology.
twitch.tv
July 29, 2025 at 11:30 PM
30 minutes and then we're BACK with some Satisfactory! We're going to get our coal power up and running, and then we will be starting initial construction on our tower! twitch.tv/giraffapontifex #satisfactory #twitch #smallstreamers #factory
Tonight, we return to what makes Fridays great. I'm grabbing my biggest sword and I'll meet you at our normal time as we begin Final Fantasy 7 Remake! Now with more pixels, more voice acting, and more story! Twitch.tv/giraffapontifex #smallstreamers #twitch #finalfantasyseven #ffvii #cloud #tifa
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Twitch is the world
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July 25, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Tonight, we return to what makes Fridays great. I'm grabbing my biggest sword and I'll meet you at our normal time as we begin Final Fantasy 7 Remake! Now with more pixels, more voice acting, and more story! Twitch.tv/giraffapontifex #smallstreamers #twitch #finalfantasyseven #ffvii #cloud #tifa
Satisfactory returns in one hour! Time to build a bigger, better power plant! Twitch.tv/giraffapontifex #twitch #satisfactory #smallstreamer #factory
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Twitch is the world
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July 22, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Satisfactory returns in one hour! Time to build a bigger, better power plant! Twitch.tv/giraffapontifex #twitch #satisfactory #smallstreamer #factory
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...You're welcome...??
"SCPs that got hoovered up and regurgitated by chatbots end up giving tech executives schizophrenia" is perhaps fittingly a very SCP thing to happen
July 18, 2025 at 10:00 PM
...You're welcome...??
Who's got two thumbs, less sleep, and is going on a date with an inanimate object this evening? This guy! ...It's me. Date Everything returns just once more before we head to FFVII Remake! See you then! twitch.tv/giraffapontifex #dateverything #twitch #smallstreamers #tired #overtired #silly
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Twitch is the world
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July 18, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Who's got two thumbs, less sleep, and is going on a date with an inanimate object this evening? This guy! ...It's me. Date Everything returns just once more before we head to FFVII Remake! See you then! twitch.tv/giraffapontifex #dateverything #twitch #smallstreamers #tired #overtired #silly
Thanks to how awesome our last stream was, we'll be doing it again on Friday 7/18 at 8pm EST! Betty, Wallace, River, Beverly, and the others can't wait to see you!
#dateeverything #wallace #bettythebed #river #beverly #liveontwitch #twitchtv #smallstreamer #supportsmallstreams #allthevoiceactors
#dateeverything #wallace #bettythebed #river #beverly #liveontwitch #twitchtv #smallstreamer #supportsmallstreams #allthevoiceactors
July 17, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Thanks to how awesome our last stream was, we'll be doing it again on Friday 7/18 at 8pm EST! Betty, Wallace, River, Beverly, and the others can't wait to see you!
#dateeverything #wallace #bettythebed #river #beverly #liveontwitch #twitchtv #smallstreamer #supportsmallstreams #allthevoiceactors
#dateeverything #wallace #bettythebed #river #beverly #liveontwitch #twitchtv #smallstreamer #supportsmallstreams #allthevoiceactors
Another hour until we return to Satisfactory! We'll be improving our tech knowledge and starting construction on the ground level of our mighty tower. See you soon! Twitch.tv/giraffapontifex #satisfactory #twitch #smallstreamers #factory #building
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Twitch is the world
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July 15, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Another hour until we return to Satisfactory! We'll be improving our tech knowledge and starting construction on the ground level of our mighty tower. See you soon! Twitch.tv/giraffapontifex #satisfactory #twitch #smallstreamers #factory #building
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Why are all of my work rectangles also my fuck around rectangles. These should be different rectangles.
July 13, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Why are all of my work rectangles also my fuck around rectangles. These should be different rectangles.
1 hour until I get Hatchling to help me open some MTG cards (FFVII!) on stream, and then play some Geoguessr! See you soon! twitch.tv/giraffapontifex #geoguessr #smallstreamers #twitch #mtg #ffvii #geography
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Twitch is the world
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July 15, 2025 at 2:10 PM
1 hour until I get Hatchling to help me open some MTG cards (FFVII!) on stream, and then play some Geoguessr! See you soon! twitch.tv/giraffapontifex #geoguessr #smallstreamers #twitch #mtg #ffvii #geography
Tonight, we're taking a palate cleansing break between Crisis Core Reunion and FFVII Remake to indulge in a bit of romance with Date Everything! This promises to be amongst the silliest dating sims we've ever tried, so don't miss it! twitch.tv/giraffapontifex #dateeverything #twitch #smallstreamers
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Twitch is the world
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July 11, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Tonight, we're taking a palate cleansing break between Crisis Core Reunion and FFVII Remake to indulge in a bit of romance with Date Everything! This promises to be amongst the silliest dating sims we've ever tried, so don't miss it! twitch.tv/giraffapontifex #dateeverything #twitch #smallstreamers
Soon, we head back to Satisfactory and begin construction of our first major factory floor. Can't wait to see you there! #satisfactory #twitch #smallstreamers #factory twitch.tv/giraffapontifex
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Twitch is the world
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July 8, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Soon, we head back to Satisfactory and begin construction of our first major factory floor. Can't wait to see you there! #satisfactory #twitch #smallstreamers #factory twitch.tv/giraffapontifex
No more putting off the inevitable, it's time to see the dramatic conclusion to Zack's story and the rest of Crisis Core: Reunion, TONIGHT! twitch.tv/giraffapontifex #smallstreamers #twitch #crisiscorereunion #zackfair #ffvii
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Twitch is the world
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July 4, 2025 at 9:20 PM
No more putting off the inevitable, it's time to see the dramatic conclusion to Zack's story and the rest of Crisis Core: Reunion, TONIGHT! twitch.tv/giraffapontifex #smallstreamers #twitch #crisiscorereunion #zackfair #ffvii
We've escaped the Geoguessr backrooms, so that means it's time for Satisfactory! See you soon! Twitch.tv/giraffapontifex #smallstteamers #twitch #satisfactory
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Twitch is the world
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July 1, 2025 at 10:42 PM
We've escaped the Geoguessr backrooms, so that means it's time for Satisfactory! See you soon! Twitch.tv/giraffapontifex #smallstteamers #twitch #satisfactory