Congratulations to San Antonio International Airport for taking the award for shittiest airport. LAX, the previous holder of this prestigious honor will have to try less and fuck up more.

Do I have to be a conspiratorial theorist to believe Putin has kompromat on Trump, Epstein didn't kill himself, and Ivana didn't fall down any stairs?

Of the nine countries with nuclear weapon technologies, name just three with stable governments and without territorial ambitions. I only get to two.

I'm older and my view of humanity is the lowest its ever been. People are the worst branch of the ape family.
Cats should run the world. They prioritize good food, a warm place to sleep, and time to play and explore. What the hell else do I need?

Yes, history shows this strategy always works out and has avoided any world war I can think of. If Zelensky doesn't let Putin march into Ukraine, how will we ever have peace in our time?

Did Trump think Ukraine's Zelinski would trade some mineral wealth for America's help in surrendering?

I don't think Schrödinger's thought experiment with a cat would have had the same impact if it had been called Schrödinger's weasel.

Leaving a booger on Trump's desk is the ultimate power move.

You know how the Bible has those weird parts Evangelicals never quote or talk about? Like the stuff with Lots' daughters that thankfully wasn't in my Sunday School lesson. I think when they say Trump is Biblical, they must mean those parts.

Looking at visiting this small town in June. It has a population of 5 goats for every 1 person, the ideal proper goat/people ratio.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Undredal

Saw a mysterious drone in the sky. I notified authorities, ushered family into our drone fortified bunker, scanned the coastline for motherships, and deployed active anti-drone defense systems.
On an unrelated note, my insurance company just emailed me to trim the shrubs around my property.

Nell was in love with Dudley Do-Right's horse. She wanted romantic involvement with the horse. Watching this as an impressionable child, why did this not mess me up?

Today, I had lunch with dolphins.