Ginger_tucci
@gingertucci.bsky.social
‘You go to low grade restaurants cos’ you’re a low grade hoe’ - my current fave online review of me going to Hawksmoor from Wee Tommy Robinson’s supporters.
Pleased to announce that @dannykelly.bsky.social and I will be headlining ALL future events.
October 12, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Pleased to announce that @dannykelly.bsky.social and I will be headlining ALL future events.
October 5, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Made a banoffee pie for dessert last night? Was left out overnight…. Ate some for breakfast this morning. Regrets? Zero.
September 19, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Made a banoffee pie for dessert last night? Was left out overnight…. Ate some for breakfast this morning. Regrets? Zero.
Richard’s dog walker was getting the good boy poses today.
September 9, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Richard’s dog walker was getting the good boy poses today.
I watched Educating Yorkshire and I have no idea how teachers do it. I’d be in jail for punching one of the wee fucks. I don’t know how anyone has the patience for it.
September 8, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I watched Educating Yorkshire and I have no idea how teachers do it. I’d be in jail for punching one of the wee fucks. I don’t know how anyone has the patience for it.
Did you know you’re awake for a hair transplant and it looks like tuna tartare? Cos I’m not ok with this.
September 7, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Did you know you’re awake for a hair transplant and it looks like tuna tartare? Cos I’m not ok with this.
Coming to that time on a Sunday when I’ve looked at my diary for the week and start counting up my bank accounts to see how long I could live for if I just quit my job instead?
September 7, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Coming to that time on a Sunday when I’ve looked at my diary for the week and start counting up my bank accounts to see how long I could live for if I just quit my job instead?
Upset the racists again on Twitter. It’s a never ending fun carousel.
September 7, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Upset the racists again on Twitter. It’s a never ending fun carousel.
Shout out to my photography skills. And @andydunn295.bsky.social @acidgrandads.bsky.social @jarmain-etc.bsky.social for putting on a fucking CLASS night. Unreal. @dannykelly.bsky.social well done for being a hanger on in the best way.
September 7, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Shout out to my photography skills. And @andydunn295.bsky.social @acidgrandads.bsky.social @jarmain-etc.bsky.social for putting on a fucking CLASS night. Unreal. @dannykelly.bsky.social well done for being a hanger on in the best way.
Packing Richard his bag for a wee jaunt to Chester for the night. Might take him on a roman tour, get him a wee outfit.
September 6, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Packing Richard his bag for a wee jaunt to Chester for the night. Might take him on a roman tour, get him a wee outfit.
Behold; my £25 trainers that were so cheap in the sale because apparently nobody else wanted to have Marge Simpson theme feet.
September 5, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Behold; my £25 trainers that were so cheap in the sale because apparently nobody else wanted to have Marge Simpson theme feet.
September = first Big Pot pursing of the season.
September 2, 2025 at 6:32 PM
September = first Big Pot pursing of the season.
Mimed the whole of Taylor Swift Love Story and not one person congratulated me. Guys, I think I am single again. How can you disrespect Tay? Talent knows talent.
August 30, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Mimed the whole of Taylor Swift Love Story and not one person congratulated me. Guys, I think I am single again. How can you disrespect Tay? Talent knows talent.
Lost a few followers in Instagram for this. Worth it.
August 29, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Lost a few followers in Instagram for this. Worth it.
Are we yay or nay on the octopus cardigan,
August 29, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Are we yay or nay on the octopus cardigan,
Don’t recommend buying this unless you want to consume it all in one sitting. More addictive than class A’s.
August 23, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Don’t recommend buying this unless you want to consume it all in one sitting. More addictive than class A’s.
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"I even gave my life to Christ in a Cracker Barrel parking lot" is an Action Bronson line
August 21, 2025 at 8:40 PM
"I even gave my life to Christ in a Cracker Barrel parking lot" is an Action Bronson line
Bit of Texas, is it? H and his band mates!
August 21, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Bit of Texas, is it? H and his band mates!
V excited, my Glasgow friends have landed in the south and we’re all taking Neil’s little boy to his first ever gig. It’s at Colchester castle and he thinks it’s gonnae be a wee small thing. It’s our mate that’s playing so it’s gonnae blow his wee mind when he gets back stage and sees it all!
August 21, 2025 at 3:06 PM
V excited, my Glasgow friends have landed in the south and we’re all taking Neil’s little boy to his first ever gig. It’s at Colchester castle and he thinks it’s gonnae be a wee small thing. It’s our mate that’s playing so it’s gonnae blow his wee mind when he gets back stage and sees it all!
The local trains are all being cancelled so the cross country and Avanti west coast ones can be routed through local stations. And I once again ask, what the actual fuck is wrong with our rail system and why is it so hard to get anywhere? All for an obscene price.
August 20, 2025 at 11:02 AM
The local trains are all being cancelled so the cross country and Avanti west coast ones can be routed through local stations. And I once again ask, what the actual fuck is wrong with our rail system and why is it so hard to get anywhere? All for an obscene price.
My most controversial take is that drugs are getting more and more prolific and normalised and you’ll never be able to stop it, so it may as well be legalised and licensed and the country can collect tax on it, control what goes out and cut out the folk making bank from shit.
August 16, 2025 at 11:22 PM
My most controversial take is that drugs are getting more and more prolific and normalised and you’ll never be able to stop it, so it may as well be legalised and licensed and the country can collect tax on it, control what goes out and cut out the folk making bank from shit.
If you’re into easy watching crime; can’t recommend In Flight enough. It’s way past my sleep time and I can’t stop watching.
August 16, 2025 at 12:19 AM
If you’re into easy watching crime; can’t recommend In Flight enough. It’s way past my sleep time and I can’t stop watching.
I’m *obsessed* with the Lego Italian riviera. The little crabs and fish are giving joy. But are they giving £250 of joy?
August 15, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I’m *obsessed* with the Lego Italian riviera. The little crabs and fish are giving joy. But are they giving £250 of joy?
The call is coming from inside the house.
August 15, 2025 at 7:03 PM
The call is coming from inside the house.