Being in a place where I have friends come over is the best for the obvious reasons and also bc it means I’m more likely to take care of around-the-house things that I might otherwise procrastinate on until the end of time

Tuxedos cats are the huskies of their species. I will not be explaining further.

I’ve been saying that Christmas is ‘like next week, basically’ for the last two days and it has come to my attention that it is in fact *actually* next week. Appalled.

Even Minnie Mouse has Ozempic face now? #macysthanksgivingdayparade

‘Flying’ my big fatboy cat through the apartment singing Defying Gravity

Can’t figure out if my younger cousin is a lesbian or just in a sorority

My sexuality is that I am only an Alpha when it comes to bossing around cishet men *outside of the bedroom*

I’m so patriotic for my country the great nation of New York City

You already couldn’t tell me that NYC wasn’t the best city in the world but now you REALLY can’t 😤😤💙💙✊

I will claim to be nothing like my father and then refuse to pay full price for anything

I realized that my hair is bisexual—stay with me—because it can appear either straight or curly depending on how I style it, while in it’s natural state it’s basically a frazzly and confused cloud of potential.

Anyways, happy #bivisibilitymonth!