Heide Wickes
@gingernut14.bsky.social
I have nothing to sell. But I might buy more guinea pigs. Please don’t tempt me.
Hello, weirdos. I think I may have just future-proofed tomorrow’s hangover with some weird-tasting concoction, but time will tell.
March 23, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Hello, weirdos. I think I may have just future-proofed tomorrow’s hangover with some weird-tasting concoction, but time will tell.
So how did you relax between 10 and 11pm this evening? I amused myself with an unholy washing machine disaster flood. Have unblocked filter. Mopped wrecked floor. Tentatively put machine back on despite electrical smell. Cancels engineer. *Lights fag*.
February 17, 2025 at 11:05 PM
So how did you relax between 10 and 11pm this evening? I amused myself with an unholy washing machine disaster flood. Have unblocked filter. Mopped wrecked floor. Tentatively put machine back on despite electrical smell. Cancels engineer. *Lights fag*.
Baaaa. Today’s running buddies #muddystumble 🏃♀️
February 2, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Baaaa. Today’s running buddies #muddystumble 🏃♀️
Jaysus M ‘n J, did ya see the staaarrrs tonight? Amaaaazing.
January 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Jaysus M ‘n J, did ya see the staaarrrs tonight? Amaaaazing.
Waved off the last-but-one house-guest to NZ, fully de-Christmassed the house, garaged all the boxes, cleaned up & am now melding with sofa not wishing to be bothered by people. Amen.
January 5, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Waved off the last-but-one house-guest to NZ, fully de-Christmassed the house, garaged all the boxes, cleaned up & am now melding with sofa not wishing to be bothered by people. Amen.
Found the bleedin’ Tabasco. Phew, etc.
January 4, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Found the bleedin’ Tabasco. Phew, etc.
Tiny coupé - deco, maybe - doing its job exceedingly well. Cheers & thank you for the gift @pollykellykeaton.bsky.social
January 4, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Tiny coupé - deco, maybe - doing its job exceedingly well. Cheers & thank you for the gift @pollykellykeaton.bsky.social
I’ve communed with the Aussies, the NZed-ers, the NY-ers. My Christmas is complete. Nighty night.
December 26, 2024 at 12:45 AM
I’ve communed with the Aussies, the NZed-ers, the NY-ers. My Christmas is complete. Nighty night.
I’ve come to the full & frank realisation that I really don’t like Christmas lunch / dinner & all that freakin’ palava. Might be my last. I hope I don’t mean alive, just as fuckin’ cook.
December 26, 2024 at 12:41 AM
I’ve come to the full & frank realisation that I really don’t like Christmas lunch / dinner & all that freakin’ palava. Might be my last. I hope I don’t mean alive, just as fuckin’ cook.
You know when you hit the ground running and can’t wind down 18 hours later? That. So. Who’s up?
December 26, 2024 at 12:36 AM
You know when you hit the ground running and can’t wind down 18 hours later? That. So. Who’s up?
Ooooohhhh, the weather outside is frightful. But she’s up and twinkling.
December 8, 2024 at 1:50 PM
Ooooohhhh, the weather outside is frightful. But she’s up and twinkling.
Never expected to hear the words “Chatham High Street” in a movie, but I just have. #TheCruelSea #NicholasMonsarrat
December 8, 2024 at 1:49 PM
Never expected to hear the words “Chatham High Street” in a movie, but I just have. #TheCruelSea #NicholasMonsarrat
Well that was a wet 🏃♂️ . Squelch squelch. #muddystumble
December 2, 2024 at 1:01 PM
Well that was a wet 🏃♂️ . Squelch squelch. #muddystumble
Getting some really effective cheese practice in rn.
December 1, 2024 at 2:23 PM
Getting some really effective cheese practice in rn.
Deep into this. Thank you @mattytong www.the-tls.co.uk/arts/film/ex...
November 23, 2024 at 9:11 PM
Deep into this. Thank you @mattytong www.the-tls.co.uk/arts/film/ex...
Going full #LouisTomlinson tonight
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'Chicken stuffed with mozarella wrapped in parma ham' moments
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November 23, 2024 at 7:26 PM
Going full #LouisTomlinson tonight
chicken-stuffed with mozzarella-wrappedinparmaham youtu.be/FnAx-RyTd-Y?...
chicken-stuffed with mozzarella-wrappedinparmaham youtu.be/FnAx-RyTd-Y?...
Please can we bring back *no you’re* . . . wearing leather trousers today 🥶 ?
November 22, 2024 at 9:31 AM
Please can we bring back *no you’re* . . . wearing leather trousers today 🥶 ?
Reposted by Heide Wickes
Dear Blue Sky CEO Jay Graber,
I need an edit button!
Sincerely,
Everyone on Blue Sky
Please repost if you agree!
I need an edit button!
Sincerely,
Everyone on Blue Sky
Please repost if you agree!
November 19, 2024 at 5:22 PM
Dear Blue Sky CEO Jay Graber,
I need an edit button!
Sincerely,
Everyone on Blue Sky
Please repost if you agree!
I need an edit button!
Sincerely,
Everyone on Blue Sky
Please repost if you agree!
Wheeling and dealing here today. Buying a car and selling a car. I have my Arthur Daley coat and hat on
November 19, 2024 at 12:34 PM
Wheeling and dealing here today. Buying a car and selling a car. I have my Arthur Daley coat and hat on
Reposted by Heide Wickes
I am listening to a mystery audiobook and the characters use the term “fartlighting” to describe situations where someone says something outrageous to cause a stink. I have needed that term for my entire adult life.
November 16, 2024 at 6:38 PM
I am listening to a mystery audiobook and the characters use the term “fartlighting” to describe situations where someone says something outrageous to cause a stink. I have needed that term for my entire adult life.
Oh isn’t this lovely? Somewhere to post my whimsy in pursuit of your whimsy without all the fuckery.
November 17, 2024 at 6:28 PM
Oh isn’t this lovely? Somewhere to post my whimsy in pursuit of your whimsy without all the fuckery.
@emmathomson.bsky.social morning! Thanks for the intro to this groovy party. x
November 17, 2024 at 9:46 AM
@emmathomson.bsky.social morning! Thanks for the intro to this groovy party. x