@gingernot.bsky.social
Not half as much as human evolution makes whales uncomfortable.
February 9, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Not half as much as human evolution makes whales uncomfortable.
My uncle was in the A-Team once, as the lead baddie. He got to say "Alright, whitey." to hannibal, and got decked by BA. Fun times.
February 3, 2026 at 9:47 PM
My uncle was in the A-Team once, as the lead baddie. He got to say "Alright, whitey." to hannibal, and got decked by BA. Fun times.
"For a second week"?
February 3, 2026 at 8:48 PM
"For a second week"?
Have you won yet?
January 29, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Have you won yet?
You could tune them and conduct a piddle orchestra.
January 14, 2026 at 5:40 PM
You could tune them and conduct a piddle orchestra.
Classic Jon, chortle. What's he like, eh?
January 13, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Classic Jon, chortle. What's he like, eh?
That's what I was thunked
January 9, 2026 at 7:40 PM
That's what I was thunked
Rather harsh? Marriages fail for all sorts of reasons. I don't know the OP, but to immediately group them in with that orange turd is a little unreasonable, no?
December 23, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Rather harsh? Marriages fail for all sorts of reasons. I don't know the OP, but to immediately group them in with that orange turd is a little unreasonable, no?
Was there love involved at the outset? If so, maybe try to spice it up a little? Make her feel special? Take her out. Surprise her with things. Make your relationship special to her. Humans are kids at heart, and things get dull quickly if not refreshed. I hope you make it work.
December 23, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Was there love involved at the outset? If so, maybe try to spice it up a little? Make her feel special? Take her out. Surprise her with things. Make your relationship special to her. Humans are kids at heart, and things get dull quickly if not refreshed. I hope you make it work.
You monster! What did you name your children?
December 23, 2025 at 8:54 PM
You monster! What did you name your children?
'Why?' and 'How?' are so much more important than ordering a machine to just do something. The opposite is to just wallow in a dump of lazy ignorance: the opposite of rationalism.
December 13, 2025 at 12:36 AM
'Why?' and 'How?' are so much more important than ordering a machine to just do something. The opposite is to just wallow in a dump of lazy ignorance: the opposite of rationalism.
This is the way x
December 12, 2025 at 11:36 PM
This is the way x
Beat me to it x
December 5, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Beat me to it x
This is a normal, rational response to costs. If your bottom line is costs. Which it is. For all business. We're all fucked, don't get me wrong. But shouting at people trying to survive is pissing in the wind.
December 3, 2025 at 10:42 PM
This is a normal, rational response to costs. If your bottom line is costs. Which it is. For all business. We're all fucked, don't get me wrong. But shouting at people trying to survive is pissing in the wind.
What does a lawnmower have to do to be awful? Other than not being capable of mowing a lawn? Asking for a friend.
November 23, 2025 at 5:02 PM
What does a lawnmower have to do to be awful? Other than not being capable of mowing a lawn? Asking for a friend.
Imagine the horror if you worked with them.
November 7, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Imagine the horror if you worked with them.
'But the ice melted'
November 6, 2025 at 5:34 PM
'But the ice melted'
Elevator pitch for the next back to the future film?
October 30, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Elevator pitch for the next back to the future film?
Have you never seen The Last Starfighter?
October 30, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Have you never seen The Last Starfighter?
Just one of the famously numerous problematic features of pigs. Fucking pigs, and their lack of wool. Sheep, great. Pigs? Don't get me started. Oinky little twats.
October 27, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Just one of the famously numerous problematic features of pigs. Fucking pigs, and their lack of wool. Sheep, great. Pigs? Don't get me started. Oinky little twats.
I don't need to warm up before a wank either.
September 24, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I don't need to warm up before a wank either.
Like a crap Yoda.
September 18, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Like a crap Yoda.
Very powerful magic there old bean.
September 13, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Very powerful magic there old bean.