Or for when you are sitting too close to a wall.

Perfect for those occasions when you find yourself in an empty swimming pool wearing your dad's coat.

I try not to post anything that the new generation of oufc twitter might engage with, they seem quite angry and humourless.

DO YOU REMEMBER RAY HOUGHTON? HE WANTS YOU TO BUY A JUMPER.

Also could they maybe, just for while, stop trying to flog stuff to us?

Nobody over the age of 18 it seems!

They really need to change the birthday picture now. It always seems to be that one and it's a strange choice.

Yes, that would have been a better joke.

Is that short for Rich? Happy birthday! Xx

Especially internationals right after the season has finished, I reckon they all just want to go home and watch daytime TV for a few weeks with their feet up.