Local Honky
gingerdoom.bsky.social
Local Honky
@gingerdoom.bsky.social
A big guy, like one of the biggest. Deep black eyes, like a doll's eyes.
Oscar was a caveboy at the beginning of the winter solstice celebration. By the time the sun came up he would be a caveman.
February 20, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I just listened to the whole Jake Barber interview. Pumping up Kash Patel and Tulsi Gabbard? Talking about how DEI is ruining the military?

Took less than 3 months for this entire fucking topic to be co-opted by the far right.
January 31, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Look, no one really reads this or cares but I wanted anyone who happens across this post to know, you are loved and you are valuable. Don't give up hope.
January 29, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I'm not 100% but sisqo MAY have been talking about poop when he said "she has dumps like a truck"
January 16, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Everyone in a while as a dude you stumble across a new setting on your TV that makes you say "fuck ya" under your breath no matter how meaningless it's impact.
January 15, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Why fire the trainer! I mean maybe the falcon was just really proud of his new honking dong.
January 14, 2025 at 11:36 PM
January 14, 2025 at 7:09 PM
The first politician to take my Rock Recycling program seriously will have my vote.
January 14, 2025 at 6:03 PM
All the files I've been sent about about retrieval of the objects shot down in Feb 2023 were redacted or say they gave up the search.

So you're telling me there's a sidewinder missile in Lake Huron and we just never found it?
January 14, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Foi requests for the Falcon Lake and Shag Harbour UFO incidents. Interested to see what it turns up.
January 14, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Balloon 🎈
January 14, 2025 at 3:55 PM
In 2016 just before the pandemic I would attend local festivals as "The Fortune Smeller" promising to tell people's future by scent alone.

The idea was widely regarded as unsettling by the public so I retired the idea but I still I think I was on to something.
January 14, 2025 at 3:38 PM
My favorite part of the files I got about the UAP shootdowns in Feb 2023 is this email where this guy is just like LOL good luck explaining that.
January 14, 2025 at 3:28 PM
So our government shoots down 2 'balloons' with missiles over our own country but absolutely every page of my FOI related to imagery or recovery is completely redacted. At least 300/400 pages are completely redacted.
January 14, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Happy birthday to the man who coined the phrase Willy Nilly, the great William Nillium.
January 13, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Got my Canadian Freedom of information request from the UAP shootdowns in 2023 and I feel like there's so much here to dig into.

Still blows my mind that everyone just stopped expecting answers about what the fuck was going that morning in February.
January 13, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Shampoo for my real friends, real poo for my sham friends.
December 7, 2024 at 6:05 PM
Starting to regret getting Grandma taxidemied. I had to get my own taters because the entire family is too creeped out to go into the root cellar where we keep her.
December 5, 2024 at 2:52 AM
Never put salt in your eye.
December 4, 2024 at 4:52 PM
I love that we ultimately still need someone to blame when these things fucking crash and I love that it will be a bunch of 20 something kids driving real taxis on their fucking oculus.

The future is so cool.
November 27, 2024 at 5:22 PM
I think the series s is a really cool budget entry point for current gen console gaming but stalker 2 looks like fucking dog shit on this thing haha
November 25, 2024 at 6:29 PM
The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a Komodo dragon is a good guy with a Komodo dragon
November 21, 2024 at 9:57 PM
I want to have the same confidence my dad had. I saw him walk through airport security with 3 different knives once.
November 20, 2024 at 3:15 PM
I swear to God if the abyss looks back at me one more time I'm gunna punch it right in the teeth.
November 18, 2024 at 12:37 PM
I am confident Elon Musk has a blue sky account and I bet he's been on it a bunch in the last week.
November 18, 2024 at 2:56 AM