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Ever just be listening to someone who you used to think was very knowledgeable and slowly realize they’re actually a fucking idiot with terrible advice?
February 3, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Ever just be listening to someone who you used to think was very knowledgeable and slowly realize they’re actually a fucking idiot with terrible advice?
anyway, I hate how the British call McDonalds “MACK-Donald’s”
January 24, 2025 at 9:26 PM
anyway, I hate how the British call McDonalds “MACK-Donald’s”
bro why do I feel bad for not wanting to talk to other Americans out here in town lol had to make up a whole fake back story of who I am and what I do so they’d stop asking questions at the bar when dude was clearly just trying to make a friend lol
January 24, 2025 at 9:02 PM
bro why do I feel bad for not wanting to talk to other Americans out here in town lol had to make up a whole fake back story of who I am and what I do so they’d stop asking questions at the bar when dude was clearly just trying to make a friend lol
Today’s my Applebee’s bartender’s birthday and I told her before I left that I’d be back in time to wish a happy birthday, but I’m still overseas
a man in a suit and tie is saying i 'm so sorry i failed you
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is saying i 'm so sorry i failed you
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January 21, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Today’s my Applebee’s bartender’s birthday and I told her before I left that I’d be back in time to wish a happy birthday, but I’m still overseas
hearing air raid sirens in the middle of the night while laying in bed half asleep is absolutely fucking terrifying considering the last time I heard one was Iraq because of incoming drones. So anyway that was fun finding out that’s how fire departments call firefighters to the station here 😅
January 16, 2025 at 1:49 PM
hearing air raid sirens in the middle of the night while laying in bed half asleep is absolutely fucking terrifying considering the last time I heard one was Iraq because of incoming drones. So anyway that was fun finding out that’s how fire departments call firefighters to the station here 😅
buying a carbonated drink in a country where you can’t read the language yet at 10pm is gamble because I have no idea if what I drank is flavored sparkling water or I just fucked my sleep schedule with 200mg of caffeine
January 13, 2025 at 9:21 PM
buying a carbonated drink in a country where you can’t read the language yet at 10pm is gamble because I have no idea if what I drank is flavored sparkling water or I just fucked my sleep schedule with 200mg of caffeine
sitting in the gym parking lot while simultaneously trying to psych yourself up and let out all your protein farts before going in is either a weird form of therapy or self harm
January 13, 2025 at 4:35 PM
sitting in the gym parking lot while simultaneously trying to psych yourself up and let out all your protein farts before going in is either a weird form of therapy or self harm
I have a feeling this’ll be my last OCONUS rotation for a minute (again🙄) so might as well milk it once more lol
December 28, 2024 at 4:42 PM
I have a feeling this’ll be my last OCONUS rotation for a minute (again🙄) so might as well milk it once more lol
anyway, back to the regularly scheduled trainwreck shitposting lol
texting me roughly 4 months later now that you want me back in ur life and sorta apologize for not believing me when I had zero reason to lie is wild 😂
texting me roughly 4 months later now that you want me back in ur life and sorta apologize for not believing me when I had zero reason to lie is wild 😂
December 28, 2024 at 4:34 PM
anyway, back to the regularly scheduled trainwreck shitposting lol
texting me roughly 4 months later now that you want me back in ur life and sorta apologize for not believing me when I had zero reason to lie is wild 😂
texting me roughly 4 months later now that you want me back in ur life and sorta apologize for not believing me when I had zero reason to lie is wild 😂
Idk how it’s taken me this long in my alcoholic journey to realize you could price match beer at the grocery store
December 28, 2024 at 4:20 PM
Idk how it’s taken me this long in my alcoholic journey to realize you could price match beer at the grocery store
I can’t begin to even try overstating this, but deployed contractors are legitimately some of the morally worst people imaginable that the defense industry has to offer. On top of the fact some mfers still haven’t learned to handle their liquor.
December 13, 2024 at 7:37 PM
I can’t begin to even try overstating this, but deployed contractors are legitimately some of the morally worst people imaginable that the defense industry has to offer. On top of the fact some mfers still haven’t learned to handle their liquor.
haven’t drank drank much here yet, but got hammered in town last night and made friends with a bunch of Scott’s and one Irishman. Me n the Irishman bonded over our hatred of Americans who are “37% Irish” that go to Ireland to “get in touch with their roots”.
December 13, 2024 at 9:47 AM
haven’t drank drank much here yet, but got hammered in town last night and made friends with a bunch of Scott’s and one Irishman. Me n the Irishman bonded over our hatred of Americans who are “37% Irish” that go to Ireland to “get in touch with their roots”.
The only downside to extending is if I do I’ll have to get rid of my Jeff Arcuri tickets 😭
fingers fkn crossed I’m able to extend, still waiting on word but an extra 3wks out here should hopefully be enough to get me back on track financially after surgery
December 11, 2024 at 4:26 PM
The only downside to extending is if I do I’ll have to get rid of my Jeff Arcuri tickets 😭
Bro! It’s fucking snowing! I ain’t seen snow in probably like 6yrs. Fucking miss this shit. Maybe I do just need to gtfo florida
a sesame street character is covered in foam
ALT: a sesame street character is covered in foam
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December 11, 2024 at 4:20 PM
Bro! It’s fucking snowing! I ain’t seen snow in probably like 6yrs. Fucking miss this shit. Maybe I do just need to gtfo florida
fingers fkn crossed I’m able to extend, still waiting on word but an extra 3wks out here should hopefully be enough to get me back on track financially after surgery
December 11, 2024 at 3:45 PM
fingers fkn crossed I’m able to extend, still waiting on word but an extra 3wks out here should hopefully be enough to get me back on track financially after surgery
out of a moment of weakness just texted an ex who’s not an ex but is an ex sorta not really
a woman is laying on a bed using a pink laptop computer .
ALT: a woman is laying on a bed using a pink laptop computer .
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December 11, 2024 at 3:35 PM
out of a moment of weakness just texted an ex who’s not an ex but is an ex sorta not really
Not being able to save drafts here is trash
December 11, 2024 at 2:52 PM
Not being able to save drafts here is trash
They should let passengers on the upgrade list fight for business class seats at the gate.
November 22, 2024 at 8:59 PM
They should let passengers on the upgrade list fight for business class seats at the gate.
bro why is it always without fail not until you start packing you realize the clothes you want/need to bring are the only ones you can’t fuckn find anywhere
The Office Angela GIF
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November 22, 2024 at 2:37 AM
bro why is it always without fail not until you start packing you realize the clothes you want/need to bring are the only ones you can’t fuckn find anywhere
not to be a debby downer but that’s not what mine looks like
November 18, 2024 at 4:18 AM
not to be a debby downer but that’s not what mine looks like
ok real quick idk the rules round here yet, are we allowed to post ass or nah?
November 18, 2024 at 3:49 AM
ok real quick idk the rules round here yet, are we allowed to post ass or nah?
missed the last rotation because of surgery, so naturally of course I’m getting sick as shit right before I leave on this next one in about a week
November 16, 2024 at 10:54 PM
missed the last rotation because of surgery, so naturally of course I’m getting sick as shit right before I leave on this next one in about a week
anyway, in case anyone doesn’t know me elsewhere, decided therapy wasn’t doing enough so I got a bike (or 2) and made it my entire personality. Still depressed but now I’m ✨fast✨
November 15, 2024 at 11:25 PM
anyway, in case anyone doesn’t know me elsewhere, decided therapy wasn’t doing enough so I got a bike (or 2) and made it my entire personality. Still depressed but now I’m ✨fast✨
bout to hop back over the pond once again, so figured might as well find an outlet to vent all the foreseeable bullshit that’s gonna end up happening
November 15, 2024 at 4:15 AM
bout to hop back over the pond once again, so figured might as well find an outlet to vent all the foreseeable bullshit that’s gonna end up happening