Dan
@gindanuk.bsky.social
🐶 Dad to Ozzie
🍸 Gin Lover
📍Brighton Based
🏳️🌈 He//Him
🍸 Gin Lover
📍Brighton Based
🏳️🌈 He//Him
Everyone on my insta stories seems to be at Winter Pride and here I am, at home, having done a rock mix spin class already.
I guess I’m closing my rings whilst they’re opening theirs.
I guess I’m closing my rings whilst they’re opening theirs.
November 9, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Everyone on my insta stories seems to be at Winter Pride and here I am, at home, having done a rock mix spin class already.
I guess I’m closing my rings whilst they’re opening theirs.
I guess I’m closing my rings whilst they’re opening theirs.
My goodness. The neighbour’s orgasm this morning was at least 20 decibels louder than usual. Literally jumped out of my skin. It’s a daily 15 seconds that I DO NOT need or want to experience.
October 24, 2025 at 8:29 AM
My goodness. The neighbour’s orgasm this morning was at least 20 decibels louder than usual. Literally jumped out of my skin. It’s a daily 15 seconds that I DO NOT need or want to experience.
Hearing Everything but the Girl by Mossing always takes me back to the junior disco where I fingered a girl called Melissa (who my cruel friends named Medusa). This was NOT the memory I needed thanks to the gym playlist this morning! 🙄
October 18, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Hearing Everything but the Girl by Mossing always takes me back to the junior disco where I fingered a girl called Melissa (who my cruel friends named Medusa). This was NOT the memory I needed thanks to the gym playlist this morning! 🙄
TGi(FC)F…. It’s been a loooong week.
October 17, 2025 at 5:49 AM
TGi(FC)F…. It’s been a loooong week.
Before Charlotte is murdered, I need to hear a full rendition of Crazy Chick, please.
October 16, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Before Charlotte is murdered, I need to hear a full rendition of Crazy Chick, please.
I actually love dark mornings. Much preferred to it getting dark at 4pm. And people can’t see my half asleep early morning look on the way to the gym. No need to change the clocks thanks.
October 16, 2025 at 7:54 AM
I actually love dark mornings. Much preferred to it getting dark at 4pm. And people can’t see my half asleep early morning look on the way to the gym. No need to change the clocks thanks.
Apparently it’s National Dan Day today! Finally a national day I can get behind.
August 31, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Apparently it’s National Dan Day today! Finally a national day I can get behind.
28th August and Waitrose have just messaged me about booking my. Christmas delivery slot… are they expecting another bout of Covid or something?!
August 28, 2025 at 4:34 PM
28th August and Waitrose have just messaged me about booking my. Christmas delivery slot… are they expecting another bout of Covid or something?!
Happy Manchester Pride!!! 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Time for annual flashback of my mum calling me on the Monday to tell me I’d left a voicemail at 4am for my Nan saying: “where the fuck are you, you slag?!”.
From then on, she’s been in my phone as zNan so as not to call her instead of my friend Neil after a shandy.
Time for annual flashback of my mum calling me on the Monday to tell me I’d left a voicemail at 4am for my Nan saying: “where the fuck are you, you slag?!”.
From then on, she’s been in my phone as zNan so as not to call her instead of my friend Neil after a shandy.
August 23, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Happy Manchester Pride!!! 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Time for annual flashback of my mum calling me on the Monday to tell me I’d left a voicemail at 4am for my Nan saying: “where the fuck are you, you slag?!”.
From then on, she’s been in my phone as zNan so as not to call her instead of my friend Neil after a shandy.
Time for annual flashback of my mum calling me on the Monday to tell me I’d left a voicemail at 4am for my Nan saying: “where the fuck are you, you slag?!”.
From then on, she’s been in my phone as zNan so as not to call her instead of my friend Neil after a shandy.
The hottie worked me hard 🥵 🥵
Oh hello HOT subscribe spin instructor. I’m glad a always pick a spot at the front 😜
I’m just sorry you’ll have to see me looking like a beetroot.
I’m just sorry you’ll have to see me looking like a beetroot.
August 17, 2025 at 9:33 AM
The hottie worked me hard 🥵 🥵
Oh hello HOT subscribe spin instructor. I’m glad a always pick a spot at the front 😜
I’m just sorry you’ll have to see me looking like a beetroot.
I’m just sorry you’ll have to see me looking like a beetroot.
August 17, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Oh hello HOT subscribe spin instructor. I’m glad a always pick a spot at the front 😜
I’m just sorry you’ll have to see me looking like a beetroot.
I’m just sorry you’ll have to see me looking like a beetroot.
Just had a workout powered by rage - and scored 6 PBs. Who says anger isn’t healthy?! 😂
August 16, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Just had a workout powered by rage - and scored 6 PBs. Who says anger isn’t healthy?! 😂
13 years since Gemma Lowe Hillier got mistaken for something else
August 8, 2025 at 9:07 PM
13 years since Gemma Lowe Hillier got mistaken for something else
In my home county of Kent this weekend. It may be full of Reform voters but the DILFs are also out in force!
July 5, 2025 at 3:59 PM
In my home county of Kent this weekend. It may be full of Reform voters but the DILFs are also out in force!
Watching the tennis and it reminds me of just how much I can’t believe how Lesley Ash never knew she’d be such a trend setter all those years back🐟👄
July 4, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Watching the tennis and it reminds me of just how much I can’t believe how Lesley Ash never knew she’d be such a trend setter all those years back🐟👄
Aaaaand the antidote to holiday blues 💕
June 30, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Aaaaand the antidote to holiday blues 💕
Torremelinos 2025 with these gorge girlies was epic 💕
Now for the recovery at home…
Now for the recovery at home…
June 30, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Torremelinos 2025 with these gorge girlies was epic 💕
Now for the recovery at home…
Now for the recovery at home…
Last day of naked sunbathing in Torremelinos 😢
June 29, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Last day of naked sunbathing in Torremelinos 😢
Out with my besties for our second trip through the alphabet… v for Venezuelan night! 💕
June 25, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Out with my besties for our second trip through the alphabet… v for Venezuelan night! 💕
Urgh this hangover ain’t shifting
June 22, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Urgh this hangover ain’t shifting
Is it still customary that when you walk past a hot boy in the street and make eye contact, you take three steps and look back? Either that went out of fashion in 2010 or I’ve lost my touch!!!
June 20, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Is it still customary that when you walk past a hot boy in the street and make eye contact, you take three steps and look back? Either that went out of fashion in 2010 or I’ve lost my touch!!!
Why does a car finance company need my feedback?! You can have it on the proviso you stop taking my money each month 🤷🏼♂️
June 18, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Why does a car finance company need my feedback?! You can have it on the proviso you stop taking my money each month 🤷🏼♂️