Is it weird that my immediate thought was to create a GoFundMe account to save these?

Or they ignore the addressee on the box (not the kid!) and they open it. Christmas surprise ruined!

I did the classic silent treatment move.

@colleenaf.bsky.social

This is worthy of a bookmark. I anticipate there will be a day very soon when I send this post to friends in response to something in the news.

This sounds like a whirlwind of fun! Remember water and to take breaks outside. The conference energy is fun and draining. Oh and Stop by the SLJ booth while you’re there 😉

Or is it from eating pizza for two days in a row?
Wait when WAS my last period? Was it right after the start of the school year? No that seems too long ago. <mild panic> BUT I’m perimenopausal. It is so rare to get pregnant RIGHT??! <frantically searches online>

Ah! What’s the rest of the joke? I neeeed to know.

Ooh good tip. The random jump scares have ceased to be funny.

Introduce a dog and your brain reaches for the name of every dog you’ve ever owned or met. Luckily my son still thinks it’s funny when I refer to him as Piper (RIP) in a frenzied panic.