It was howling around my hotel in Springfield this morning. The drive back home this evening was crazy.

I am very much looking forward to asking my contractors to put in *checks notes*
•a coat bath
•a bedroom hallway
•and mystery stairs on the front porch.

AAAAH! Lucky you!

I need this to be a HH ep so badly 😂

I’m planning on coming home for our 30th reunion (if there is one). 🎉🎉

If only this was a real lyric!! 😂😂

Miss seeing you on the socials, friend.

They are posting jobs in Reddit and Gmail. Literally scraping the bottom of the barrel of humanity to bolster their Gestapo with the worst humans in the country.

I have never felt more vindicated in my decision to delete everything meta from my life last month than now. Ask me again tomorrow.

The irony of using this guy as your example is not lost on many…