I keep insisting to @firstnamecruz.bsky.social that we need to practice kicking field goals bc being a regular viewer of College Gameday has given me unrealistic expectations that someday I will find myself in a position of needing to kick a field goal for money

Are we threatening to [redacted] because of the Cats on this app, Y/N

“Kendrick, are you ever going to leave that man alone?”

Waiting on my friends to join this stupid app