REAL

so you know, for the three living people who were just jonesing real hard for that update, sorry lads (gender neutral), we’re working on it, I promise

on military telegraph channels like “URGENT missive to all personnel”

and if the answer is no (it is)
maybe get in touch with them instead, I don’t know what y’all want me to do

fwiw, I imagine you are far from the only one, and I hope it went well!

for legal reasons, this is genuinely a joake

yuuo haunts my every waking hour, somebody please fucking help me

somebody made a snowman outside the thai tea place by me lmao

💕
it rolls out really nicely, doesn’t it?