Unsolicited noodles

Also i do clocks, coasters, dicks, dominoes, keyholders and bowls.... If i can mold it i can make it

#resin
#epoxy
#crafting
#artisan
#plasticsarelove
#plasticsarelife
#barbieboy
#morepoxythanmanatthispoint
#wait...doesthatmeanmykinksareunsustainable
#latexisnaturalatleast...right?

Above: #resin #charcuterieboards and #rivertables I have in stock. Below: my #Epoxyresincoffeetable made w/ #mica #crystal i donated to a local #makeawish fundraiser auction hosted by a friend. The winning bid and highest total of all items at 2.5K, made me blushing bitch, the wine helped....

Yall wanna see some of my normal person small business owner artist stuff that i sell to customers seeking furniture and decor custome made by skilled nobby handed types ... i. e. Me(it)

#ageing #gay #gimp #amusesitself 🫥🙄🤪

Relevance is achieved by content oozing from me like a dehydrated 36yr olds' post-morning-piss piddle which lasts for an egregiously long time... Respect is shown to the piddle, w/o it the piddle puddle stained khaki's will be your forever shame.. after marketing raises a stink about it on slack 😞

Oh yeah the picture... 😅

And its always working at endurance training for Him and Them

Love how He takes it all from me, total control over this object

So since I have lots of time and I'm the ultimate captive audience why not share a whole bunch of unsolicited images and video definitely indicative of serious delusion that anyone would find my lumpy conspicuously hairless and pale when not covered in the proper gimp skin

See attached screenshot cause i don't want to be succinct...

Cnt...Completely shattering and disconnecting my right foot from the rest of my body seems to have had an effect on my current life trajectory.

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