Gimme Seltzer
@gimmeseltzer.bsky.social
I don't eat dinner. Dinner's for suckers.
I have been back on Kart8 and am being unfairly targeted by blue shells. At this point it’s not even socialism, it’s haters hating.
November 20, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I have been back on Kart8 and am being unfairly targeted by blue shells. At this point it’s not even socialism, it’s haters hating.
You know this, mannnnn
November 17, 2025 at 10:20 PM
You know this, mannnnn
Is there any way to buy this without giving Amazon money?
November 14, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Is there any way to buy this without giving Amazon money?
And Hudson Hawk, most importantly.
November 13, 2025 at 12:57 AM
And Hudson Hawk, most importantly.
Player randomly shows up too drunk to play and his player ratinfs are all the same except his balance is 0.
November 12, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Player randomly shows up too drunk to play and his player ratinfs are all the same except his balance is 0.
That would be a cool game. You never know who from the roster is going to show up to a game, refs just randomly make insane bad calls. You can only play it at 10 PM or later. Some guys randomly disappear from lineup for not paying their league fee. Huge talent gaps within players on same team
November 12, 2025 at 6:21 PM
That would be a cool game. You never know who from the roster is going to show up to a game, refs just randomly make insane bad calls. You can only play it at 10 PM or later. Some guys randomly disappear from lineup for not paying their league fee. Huge talent gaps within players on same team
And then what happened lol
November 5, 2025 at 7:25 PM
And then what happened lol
That was before sandwiches were weaponized against federal officers
November 5, 2025 at 6:23 PM
That was before sandwiches were weaponized against federal officers
You’re not visiting the right truck stops
November 5, 2025 at 3:08 PM
You’re not visiting the right truck stops
(has no tangible skills) skill issue, IMO
October 27, 2025 at 4:52 AM
(has no tangible skills) skill issue, IMO
What about fartwarming?
October 26, 2025 at 11:36 PM
What about fartwarming?
This must be what the semi-pro claw game guys do for a living
October 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
This must be what the semi-pro claw game guys do for a living
Could also be a fetish for very young Asian women.
October 17, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Could also be a fetish for very young Asian women.
Tina Belcher ass op ed
October 15, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Tina Belcher ass op ed
Had a vegan peanut butter cup blizzard at Runaway Cow today. It was allllllll that. They use Cleo’s. Way better than the vegan Reese’s tbh.
October 12, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Had a vegan peanut butter cup blizzard at Runaway Cow today. It was allllllll that. They use Cleo’s. Way better than the vegan Reese’s tbh.
We know what Jed is doing
October 12, 2025 at 12:03 AM
We know what Jed is doing
KI2 is super expensive. MK3 and 4 aren't too bad. If you had thought about this pre-pandemic you could have gotten them for half as much.
October 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
KI2 is super expensive. MK3 and 4 aren't too bad. If you had thought about this pre-pandemic you could have gotten them for half as much.
Press doesn't just get a gratis blackout-free version of NHL Center Ice?
October 9, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Press doesn't just get a gratis blackout-free version of NHL Center Ice?
In Canada they have vegan all dressed Doritos.
October 5, 2025 at 2:20 PM
In Canada they have vegan all dressed Doritos.
Revisionist history, that bag you brought was pretty light.
October 5, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Revisionist history, that bag you brought was pretty light.
AND NOW YOU ARE HELPING THEM. Do your fucking job and protect your constituents.
October 3, 2025 at 3:17 PM
AND NOW YOU ARE HELPING THEM. Do your fucking job and protect your constituents.