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No longer Caffeine on Xitter - killed my account, 16 years after signing up. Elmo is a spoiled wanker.

Solid blue in Texas. Ann Richards was our last decent governor.
Soil scientist and photographer.
Two peas in an asshole pod
November 23, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Maybe Rudy is experiencing self-nausea
November 22, 2025 at 6:53 PM
More idiotic MAGA policies.
Bizarro World
November 22, 2025 at 6:47 PM
She could leave before she qualifies for a Congressional pension...
One last grift before she goes...
November 22, 2025 at 6:03 PM
How many really know what socialism is/is not??
November 21, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Great interview on PBS News Hour today - thank you!!
November 21, 2025 at 3:46 AM
More MAGA projection
November 21, 2025 at 3:38 AM
We're shaking, assholes
November 19, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Johnson is reading all the cards in his Rolodex of lies
November 19, 2025 at 6:53 PM
All of these trumpist bozos are POS
November 19, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Does Blackburn not understand what the oath is referring to??
November 19, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Was tRump reciting his top ten grievances today?
Pathetic
November 19, 2025 at 5:56 PM
There are more tRump lies than jobs
November 19, 2025 at 5:32 PM
What a petty grievance pig
November 19, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Many of us rationally had no respect for him to start with...
November 19, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Of course Bondi was going to make that claim...
November 19, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Next best thing to Burchett's mouth.
November 19, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Karma - it's the reason he's in a wheelchair
November 19, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Lindsey the pearl-clutcher
November 19, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Why do they even bother doing those press gaggles? Pointless
November 18, 2025 at 11:10 PM
But what, Gym Jordan?
November 18, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Fucking disgusting - tRump destroys the dignity of the White House whenever he's in it.

No occupant of the WH has been a saint, but the orange man-baby takes it to the lowest level.
November 18, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Fox - lies
Bovino - even more lies
November 18, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Baby donnie is making another threat... what an insecure fuckwit
November 18, 2025 at 6:47 PM
With Gabbard in the administration, they've shown they couldn't care less about national security
November 18, 2025 at 6:09 PM