Gimbo Tel
@gimbotel.bsky.social
Grove Alumni class of 05 💯🐧🎯 working in Faucon MT at the Wendy's behind IGA Thurs thru Mon 5am to 1pm thanks
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Gimbo Tel
@gimbotel.bsky.social
· Jun 15
who the hell even cares anymore
if i pay 29 dollars for a beer i better fkn escape samsara m8
December 6, 2025 at 12:17 AM
if i pay 29 dollars for a beer i better fkn escape samsara m8
Gustavo Petro. Petro → Petroleum? Coincidence? Is anything a coincidence? Who owns the petrol? Who sells the petrol? Where does it come from? Follow the gas. Who makes the cars? Who are the Cars? Cars? Electric? Petrol or electric? Follow the gas. The gas must go.
November 19, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Gustavo Petro. Petro → Petroleum? Coincidence? Is anything a coincidence? Who owns the petrol? Who sells the petrol? Where does it come from? Follow the gas. Who makes the cars? Who are the Cars? Cars? Electric? Petrol or electric? Follow the gas. The gas must go.
saying "Hulk Hogan won the very first G1 Climax tournament by knocking out the legendary Antonio Inoki" sounds like one of the Top 10 all time Hogan Fibs. but no, that one is actually true. that shit really happened
September 19, 2025 at 2:51 AM
saying "Hulk Hogan won the very first G1 Climax tournament by knocking out the legendary Antonio Inoki" sounds like one of the Top 10 all time Hogan Fibs. but no, that one is actually true. that shit really happened
mmm. yummy. coffee that if my dogs or husband drinks it, it will kill them. yum yum
August 16, 2025 at 12:02 PM
mmm. yummy. coffee that if my dogs or husband drinks it, it will kill them. yum yum
went to Silent Hill and got beaten to death by a giant Bible with huge tits and a gun
August 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
went to Silent Hill and got beaten to death by a giant Bible with huge tits and a gun
trucks too big now hate all of em
August 8, 2025 at 3:43 PM
trucks too big now hate all of em
one time my buddy Rikko sat in the livingroom alone all night staring at Roku City in a trance
August 4, 2025 at 2:25 PM
one time my buddy Rikko sat in the livingroom alone all night staring at Roku City in a trance
every hotel has the "gotta go in there and spin a special wheel or the whole hotel will explode" room. feels like a pretty big design oversight tbh. maybe we should get some people brainstorming on that
July 28, 2025 at 10:33 AM
every hotel has the "gotta go in there and spin a special wheel or the whole hotel will explode" room. feels like a pretty big design oversight tbh. maybe we should get some people brainstorming on that
oh hi glad you made it, come on in. btw there's six lightswitches in the kitchen, be careful, only one of them actually turns the lights on. the other five will immediately burn the house down
July 27, 2025 at 8:13 PM
oh hi glad you made it, come on in. btw there's six lightswitches in the kitchen, be careful, only one of them actually turns the lights on. the other five will immediately burn the house down
gotta love these bathrooms of the future with motion sensor lights and fans, gotta wave your arms around like a dumb fucking Sim every 6 seconds or be doomed to shit in a dark closet
July 27, 2025 at 8:11 PM
gotta love these bathrooms of the future with motion sensor lights and fans, gotta wave your arms around like a dumb fucking Sim every 6 seconds or be doomed to shit in a dark closet
found a dead deer in the woods near our house. its neck had been twisted a full 360° and tucked underneath its own body. literally laying on its own head, yet everything was attached. no blood, no wounds, absolutely no visible damage whatsoever. also yesterday my dogs were terrified to go outside
July 23, 2025 at 1:42 PM
found a dead deer in the woods near our house. its neck had been twisted a full 360° and tucked underneath its own body. literally laying on its own head, yet everything was attached. no blood, no wounds, absolutely no visible damage whatsoever. also yesterday my dogs were terrified to go outside
mannn the Chicago Dungeon is just different. on level 22 just seen a spider and a goblin fight to the death over a coke zero
June 24, 2025 at 11:24 PM
mannn the Chicago Dungeon is just different. on level 22 just seen a spider and a goblin fight to the death over a coke zero
who the hell even cares anymore
June 15, 2025 at 8:27 PM
who the hell even cares anymore
Just shit my britches in the Chamber of Trials. Please RT.
June 13, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Just shit my britches in the Chamber of Trials. Please RT.
just bought of them michael greens everyones talkin bout. mustard leaf brock lee yum yum buddy
May 31, 2025 at 5:00 PM
just bought of them michael greens everyones talkin bout. mustard leaf brock lee yum yum buddy
ok what about this one: 1 trillion owls v the moon
May 29, 2025 at 4:53 AM
ok what about this one: 1 trillion owls v the moon
Hulk Hogan actually died 10 years ago, but he just keeps refusing to put Death over
April 27, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Hulk Hogan actually died 10 years ago, but he just keeps refusing to put Death over
just seen a new type of gnome in the woods. made my dog levitate and filled my head with colours I can't describe
April 4, 2025 at 10:29 PM
just seen a new type of gnome in the woods. made my dog levitate and filled my head with colours I can't describe
video games too big now hate all of em
March 16, 2025 at 8:30 PM
video games too big now hate all of em
Metal Gear Solid?? more like Men Gay Sex!!
March 3, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Metal Gear Solid?? more like Men Gay Sex!!
if I'd known the Magical Portal Fountain™ to Toledo wasnt a two-way ticket, Idve never left Druantia smdh
March 2, 2025 at 2:55 PM
if I'd known the Magical Portal Fountain™ to Toledo wasnt a two-way ticket, Idve never left Druantia smdh
just sent my stupid ass son-in-law deep into enemy territory lol. told him I needed 100 foreskins lmaoo, get killed idiot
March 1, 2025 at 3:19 PM
just sent my stupid ass son-in-law deep into enemy territory lol. told him I needed 100 foreskins lmaoo, get killed idiot
every bitcoin is backed by the stainless unwavering power of a small goblin's dreams
March 1, 2025 at 3:08 PM
every bitcoin is backed by the stainless unwavering power of a small goblin's dreams
sometimes I can't post for weeks, months at a time. because that's how long it takes me to escape my basement mausoleum and log on to the communal zombie computer
February 27, 2025 at 3:36 PM
sometimes I can't post for weeks, months at a time. because that's how long it takes me to escape my basement mausoleum and log on to the communal zombie computer
time to pay the poop tax
February 24, 2025 at 2:56 PM
time to pay the poop tax