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Gil
@giltorres.bsky.social
plotting, scheming, sleuthing👨🏻‍💻
Are you sending cute cat videos to other gays yes or no 🔫
November 19, 2025 at 3:44 AM
watching that male stripper christmas movie
November 18, 2025 at 5:07 PM
coworker asked if my name is pronounced with a french accent, imma start lying and just say yes, why not
November 17, 2025 at 1:33 PM
as long as Trader Joe’s doesn’t sell Diet Coke it will continue being a second tier “grocery” store

Said with love
November 16, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I’m bored, can oomfs send me scandalous things
November 16, 2025 at 5:14 AM
this was me today btw
November 15, 2025 at 11:16 PM
one thing my girls Kara Lindsay and LBB are gonna do is deliver musical comedy excellence with insane vocals and star quality
November 15, 2025 at 10:25 PM
oomf said the pillows are fluffed
November 15, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Selling the OC new season, don’t text me
November 15, 2025 at 3:39 AM
revive shrek the musical
November 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
what if LBB and kara lindsay just started doing side show instead
November 14, 2025 at 10:08 PM
does anyone have info on who are the romy and michelle understudies
November 14, 2025 at 7:47 PM
omg what are you doing down there
November 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
oomf that was fired from last two jobs talking about imposter syndrome
November 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM
watching life size don’t text
November 13, 2025 at 3:05 AM
is there any advice that will improve my quality of life that isn't to reduce stress? because that's simply never happening...
November 12, 2025 at 5:34 PM
fancy rich people kitchens with everything paneled making me open every single cabinet like I’m robbing the place
November 12, 2025 at 3:11 PM
some of these theatre reviews are just turning into summaries of the show... where is the POV?! where is the thought an critique?!?
November 12, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Idk y’all… This episode of all’s fair got me locked in
November 12, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Kim shoes more emotion whenever she’s fighting with Kourtney than she does in any of All’s Fair….
November 12, 2025 at 4:34 AM
it’s so expensive to exist… especially for just a single gal…
November 10, 2025 at 7:58 PM
please don't bring back that senate twink back on to my timeline, have we not moved on
November 10, 2025 at 4:11 PM
these QOV reviews…..
November 10, 2025 at 3:39 PM
have we explored as to what the term cum burger means in the alls fair universe
November 10, 2025 at 4:37 AM
wow @spiceboyjoey.bsky.social sent this to me unprompted btw 😭😭😭
November 9, 2025 at 7:29 PM