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Gil Swampguy 🐊🌿 (Stream Hiatus)
@gilswampguy.bsky.social
720 followers 530 following 350 posts
🐊 He/Him, 32 y/o
🌿 Founder of Project Open Table: projectopentable.carrd.co
🐊 Design Daddy: forgottenfkr.bsky.social
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I finally get to see my favorite band (@coheedandcambria.bsky.social) live because of my wonderful wife.

Literally over the moon right now. 😭😭😭
Text conversation between my wife and I Me: "Made it to work. Also, the Coheed concert for August 23 has limited tickets left and Taking Back Sunday will be there, too 😭" Wife: "Taking Back Sunday will be there on that specific date?" Me: "Yup!" Wife: (Sends screenshots) "2 tickets bought, happy early birthday 🖤" Me: "SHUT THE FUCK UP ARE YOU TRYING TO HAVE ME CRY AT WORK OR SOMETHING" Wife: "SHUT TF UP AND ACCEPT MY LOVE" Email receipt (first screenshot from the text conversation) Thank you for your order for Coheed and Cambria - PRISE VIP Package Details of the PRISE VIP Package (second screenshot from text conversation) Includes: - Early Entry - 30 mins before doors - PRISE VIP laminate and lanyard - 1 song exclusive performance from Coheed members - Early access to artist merchandise
April 8, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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Annual April Fool's Reminder that if your idea of an April Fool's joke is announcing a pregnancy, you're kind of a piece of shit and I won't take questions or criticism.

Pregnancy is sadly an unobtainable goal for some, and to make light of that for internet points is super shitty. Thanks.
A Swamp Creature with a beard and a bubble helmet giving a look of disapproval and wagging a finger with a speech bubble above him.
April 1, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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An Important Announcement.

Thank you, everyone 💚
A letter to my followers. It reads as thus: Hey, Swamp Kids. After months of consideration, I’ve reached the tough decision to go on an indefinite hiatus from all streaming activity, effective immediately. Unfortunately, with everything else I have going on in my life between working full-time, taking classes part-time, doing what I can to be the best husband and father that I can be, and all my work with Project Open Table, it leaves very little energy or mental well-being to be able to entertain as a Twitch streamer. I don’t wish to end my streaming career with a sour taste in my mouth, so I’m choosing to end it now while I still have a little love for it left. These past three years have been a whirlwind for me as your Suburban Swamp Dad. The opportunity to meet so many wonderful people, be a part of countless memories, and forge friendships that I never would have been able to otherwise are things that I will be eternally grateful for. Words cannot describe my appreciation and gratitude to my Swamp Kids, regardless if you joined me recently or were there from the very beginning. I’m honored to have been given a little bit of your time, and I’ll cherish this time of my life forever. I’ll almost certainly still partake in others’ streams, and my campaigns and one-shots will still continue, but only at the Table channels inside the confines of Project Open Table, where the sessions will be much less catered towards entertaining an audience and more towards crafting a story with my players. I’ll also remain active on BlueSky to throw a little bit of fatherly silliness into your feed from time to time and promote the events and goings-on of Project Open Table, which I’ll be mainly focusing the majority of my internet presence towards continuing to build and grow. Thank you again. All of you. You’ve made a suburban dad from Ohio happier than you could ever hope to know. You’ll always have a seat at your Swamp Dad’s table. With all the love, Gil.
March 20, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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🌿🐊TOMORROW!🐊🌿

"The Ring of Arorynn" continues! With the town fortified and armed, and the help of a peculiar Yaksha, the party is ready for the possibility of another raid from The War Priestess's forces.

We roll with guest player @abbesspunk.bsky.social tomorrow at 8pm EST! #ttrpg #ttrpgcommunity
The Ring of Arorynn, an Original Pathfinder 2e Adventure, airs March 15th at 8pm EST! STARRING: Kobold Vori as "Vaeri Kapesk" TVHEADD as "Hadar" Dawnmakuu as "Mai" Ace Glurnk as "Ace" and special guest AbbessPunk as "Yuuko"! GMed by Gil Swampguy!
March 14, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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🌿🐊TOMORROW🐊🌿

I'm gonna grab my Hunting Horn and take an extra-long dive into the new Monster Hunter: Wilds! That's right, I'm streaming until I drop! The party kicks off at 8pm EST over at twitch.tv/gilswampguy!

🌿🐊See Y'all There!🐊🌿

#Vtuber #VtuberEN #Vtubers #MonsterHunter #MonsterHunterWilds
A scene of a fight in a grasslands. Gil, the Suburban Dad Swamp Creature, cowers in fear behind Potemkin from Guilty Gear as they fight a massive creature that has the head of Gil's pet alligator, Mr. Nibbles III. In the background, Bandit Heeler from Bluey dances with his buster sword while Inosuke from Demon Slayer squares up with Toothless from How To Train Your Dragon. Text reads: Monster Hunter Wilds. March 1st, 2025 at 8pm EST at twitch.tv/gilswampguy.
February 28, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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🌿🐊TOMORROW!🐊🌿

We return with Part 18 of The Ring of Arorynn! Our heroes just finished defending the town from a raid, but what are their plans now? 100+ missed messages in our group chat says they're up to something!

See Y'all There!

twitch.tv/gilswampguy

#ttrpg #ttrpgcommunity #vtuber #vtuberEN
The Ring of Arorynn: An Original Pathfinder 2e Adventure! Part 18 airs February 22nd (tomorrow) at 8pm EST on twitch.tv/gilswampguy ! STARRING: KOBOLD VORI as Vaeri Kapesk! TVHEADD as Hadar! DAWNMAKUU as Mai! and ACE GLURNK as Ace! GM-ed by yours truly, GIL SWAMPGUY!
February 21, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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Re-reading a core rulebook for something for no particular reason at all...
"This is your world, this is your story. Make your choice and fight for what you believe in."
February 19, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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I just wanted to share a fun fact about snails with my Pathfinder party, then 20 messages later, they're trying to figure out how to make Salt Rounds for the Gunslinger.

I just like sharing fun facts 😞

#ttrpg #ttrpgs #ttrpgcommunity
Gil Swampguy says, "Guys, I just wanted to drop a fun fact about snails. Why y'all getting stressed out?" Ace Glurnk says, "This guy thinks we're stupid. Y'all believe that?"
February 19, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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🌿🐊SESSION START!🐊🌿

The Strangers plan to stir the pot by robbing a Red Sash transport of exotic weaponry! Will their highway robbery go off without a hitch? Tune in now to find out!

#vtuber #vtuberEN #ttrpg #ttrpgcommunity

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Project Open Table presents Blades In The Dark: Strangers in Paradise, starring MopsyDoo, HighVoltageCatfish, NastyPunkThing, and TVHEADD!
February 2, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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Alright, time to stop putting it off.

#ttrpg #ttrpgcommunity
A folder on Google Drive titled "Dadliest Game v2"
January 24, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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🌿🐊TONIGHT!🐊🌿

We have a very special Tale From The Kitchen Table as we playtest @studiohexttrpgs.bsky.social's new title, Hellborn Decended! We'll be joined by the game's creator, Fern, as well as @raynegrimm.bsky.social, @nastypunkthing.bsky.social, and @birbbreadgod.bsky.social !

#vtuber #ttrpg
Project Open Table presents Hellborn Decended: Discord Pandemonium. Airs tonight at 8:30pm EST on twitch.tv/gilswampguy! Starring (from left to right): Fern the Hex (Creator of the game), Rayne Grimm, BirbTheBreadGod, and NastyPunkThing, with Gil Swampguy as GM
January 18, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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January 12, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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🌿🐊SESSION START!🐊🌿

The Strangers take some downtime and figure out their next score in Part 6 of "Strangers in Paradise"! Pull up a chair, there's plenty of room at the table!

See Y'all There!

twitch.tv/gilswampguy

#vtuber #ttrpg #ttrpgcommunity #ttrpgs #vtuberEN
January 12, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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*crab intensifies*
January 4, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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🌿🐊SATURDAY!🐊🌿

Our heroes' can't catch a break as trouble brews in the small town of Vrol Gigru. A flaming arrow from over the worn walls signifies a raid is coming. Will the party repel the attack?

See Y'all At The Table!

twitch.tv/gilswampguy

#ttrpg #ttrpgcommunity #ttrpgs #vtuber #vtuberEN
The Ring of Arorynn, an original Pathfinder Second Edition Adventure. Part 17 airs Saturday, January 4th at 8pm EST. Starring Kobold Vori as "Vaeri Kapesk" (Kobold Sorceror), TVHEADD as "Hadar" (Automaton Inventor), Dawnmakuu as Mai (Kitsune Gunslinger), and Ace Glurnk as "Ace" (Catfolk Rogue), with Gil Swampguy as the Game Master.
January 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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SO. No TTRPG stream tonight, but I WILL be streaming tonight!

What will I stream? I don't know!

When will I start stream? Sometime between 8pm and 9pm EST!

Where can you see it?
twitch.tv/gilswampguy !

It'll be a laid-back affair, so pop in and say hi!

#Vtuber #VtuberEN #ENVtuber #Vtubers
A swamp creature with hair, a beard, amber pendant necklace, and glasses, cosplaying as legendary wrestler Stone Cold Steve Austin, but in a blue and green floral print shirt instead of SCSA's leather vest. He's chugging a can of cola with one hand and pointing at the camera with the other, spilling another can of cola. The scene is inside a wrestling ring in a stadium of some sort. The text reads "Because Swamp Dad Said So!" with a subtext that reads "Swamp 3:16", a parody of SCSA's iconic phrase. Drawn wonderfully by ForgottenFKR! Find them every where and support them! Tell them Swamp Dad sent ya!
December 28, 2024 at 8:23 PM
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🌿🐊SESSION START!🐊🌿

In the midst of one of the most famous early battles of The Great War lingers a threat much more dangerous than an enemy soldier. A unit of Allied troops struggle to survive the chaos in tonight's edition of Tales From The Kitchen Table!

twitch.tv/gilswampguy

#ttrpg #ttrpgs
December 22, 2024 at 1:00 AM
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🌿🐊SATURDAY!🐊🌿

Come catch the last one-shot of 2024 as my players trudge through the trenches of The Great War. Unfortunately, the enemy isn't the only danger lurking the battlefield...

Join me for "Never Going Home: Terror in Tannenberg"!

twitch.tv/gilswampguy

#vtuber #ttrpg
Project Open Table presents Never Going Home: "Terror in Tannenberg". Stream starts December 21st at 8pm EST on twitch.tv/gilswampguy. Players depicted, from left to right, are Gridinad, HasteDay, and Dapper_Pumpkin.
December 16, 2024 at 5:02 PM
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When a 24oz twist-top Monster doesn't quite wake you up like it used to, but still makes you jittery and nervous
A blue cartoon dog (Bluey from the children's show "Bluey"), stuck between a larger, orange cartoon dog (presumably Bluey's mother, Chili), making a silly face. The caption reads, "For real fucking life?"
December 11, 2024 at 2:36 PM
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🌿🐊SESSION START🐊🌿

The Strangers are about to embark on a daring new heist, snagging a damning piece of evidence from under the nose of an infamous investigator. How will it go? I guess you guys will have to tune in to find out!

See Y'all At The Table!

twitch.tv/gilswampguy

#vtuber #ttrpg
December 8, 2024 at 1:01 AM
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🌿🐊SATURDAY!🐊🌿

The Strangers hope to give their benefactors, The Wraiths, a "helping hand" by stealing back some damning evidence from the home of an overconfident Bluecoat investigator. All Bluecoats Are Bastards in the next episode of the "Strangers in Paradise"!

#ttrpg #ttrpgcommunity
Project Open Table presents, "Blades in the Dark: Strangers in Paradise" Part 5! This Saturday, December 7th, at 8pm EST!
December 5, 2024 at 5:24 PM
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Good Timezone, Swamp Kids!

Some dadly advice for those who may not know: of you drive, your car's tires will deflate faster as the temperature gets colder. Make sure you check them every time you go to get in!

Also, if you know snow/ice is coming, prop your windshield wipers up! #Dadvice #winter
A Suburban Dad Swamp Creature, taking a load off with his harmonica and a cola. Art by Undead Commander! The link on the hat is: www.countryliving.com/life/a27452412/best-dad-jokes
December 5, 2024 at 2:37 PM
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My Spotify Wrapped this year caught me off guard, lmao.

As much as I want to blame my son for the Top Song (he loves it), it really is a banger.

I blame my discography dive for Fall Out Boy being my Top Artist, but I don't imagine Coheed and Cambria were far behind.

Also, ofc Timesuck!
My Top Song this year was "CRANK" by Tokio Machine and CHOMPO. I streamed it 16 times (again, mostly for my son's enjoyment, but it's a good song) My Top Songs this year were: 1. "CRANK" - Tokio Machine, CHOMPO 2. "Deep Satin" - Zach Bryan 3. "GRADIUS REMIX" - Tokio Machine 4. "Insanely Illegal Cage Fight" - Dal Av, Jackson Rose 5. "Parasocial" - Kennyoung My Top Podcasts this year were: 1. Timesuck with Dan Cummins 2. Profiles in Eccentricity 3. Haunted City - A Blades in the Dark Campaign 4. My Brother, My Brother And Me 5. Too Many Tabs with Pearlmania500 My Top Artists this year were: 1. Fall Out Boy 2. Coheed and Cambria 3. S3RL 4. Bilmuri 5. Jonathan Young
December 4, 2024 at 2:45 PM
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🌿🐊TONIGHT!🐊🌿

A very special Tale From The Kitchen Table for @projectopentable.bsky.social's October Event Winner @gridinad.bsky.social! We're playing a one-shot of Scum and Villainy with @cubics.bsky.social, @pizzaismywaifu.bsky.social, and my fellow co-founder @undead.quest!

#ttrpg #vtuber
Project Open Table presents "Scum and Villainy: Ain't No Rest...". Stream starts November 30th 2024 (tonight) at 8pm EST on twitch.tv/gilswampguy. Starring Cubics, Mikami, Undead Commander, and Gridinad, with myself (Gil Swampguy) as the Game Master!
November 30, 2024 at 5:06 PM
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Got a lot of new followers recently. Hello! I'm not normally this absent from socials. I've just been working on a bunch of stuff.

Have an old clip of a #ttrpg session I ran for @dawnmakuu.bsky.social, @birbbreadgod.bsky.social, @nixxy.bsky.social, and @inkesan.bsky.social!

#vtuber
November 27, 2024 at 9:59 PM