Love Island USA casting women is like “what if we scoured the country for some of the most attractive people you’ve ever seen” and male casting is like “what if we went to your local bar at 1:35am and picked up the first few guys we could find” #LoveIslandUSA

I fear I am in fact dead built like a baked bean

Christmas is just asking other people to buy things for you that you wouldn’t get yourself and then spending the same amount on them

Did the daylight even ask to be saved?

*taps* is this thing on?