Glasnostradamus
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I put my Scotch Eggs in the microwave for 45 seconds.
#BetYouWishYouWere able to stop your cat doing this.
a black and white cat is playing with a bottle on a table with percollective written in the corner
ALT: a black and white cat is playing with a bottle on a table with percollective written in the corner
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September 8, 2025 at 1:13 AM
#BetYouWishYouWere able to stop your cat doing this.
#BetYouWishYouWere as easily pleased as your dog.
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#BetYouWishYouWere as easily pleased as your dog.
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Smack My Witch Up
Smack My Witch Up
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Smack My Witch Up
Smack My Witch Up
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Anything by Wand Direction
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June 24, 2025 at 11:25 AM
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Vision Impossible #PutCreativityInASongOrMovie
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I'm gonna Mosh that man right outta my hair #DancingInASongOrMovie
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