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Potty-Mouthed Pacifist
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Please don’t follow me. I’m not that interesting.
What is the injury caused by excessive eye rolling known as?

Because I have that, and I’d like to start a class action lawsuit against DJT for this malady.
January 23, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Reuters, you’ve really been showing where your loyalties lie.

And it’s not a great look.
January 23, 2026 at 1:46 AM
You can’t deport citizens. (Well, not legally.)
January 23, 2026 at 12:37 AM
No? Why not?

What is great about our nation today, right now, at this moment?
January 22, 2026 at 3:25 AM
#CommunityNotes places Press Sec in the natural habitat in which she habitually lies.
January 22, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Yep I just learned this. It surprised me, since I thought it would be a super-secret sort of thing.
January 21, 2026 at 3:56 AM
It seems I might be wrong. But I’m kind of surprised.
January 21, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Do they normally keep the transponder on for AF1?

It just makes me think either someone screwed up spectacularly, or this isn’t actually AF1.
January 21, 2026 at 3:37 AM
“I mean, not so much the brown and black bodies. But other than that, everybody.”
January 21, 2026 at 3:12 AM
“Being a dictator is so much easier than being held to legal bullshit.”
January 21, 2026 at 3:09 AM
I believe that one day optics will once again have influence.

Make Optics Great Again

or maybe

Make Optics Matter Again
January 21, 2026 at 3:05 AM
They should ask Marie Antoinette how that kind of shit worked out.
January 19, 2026 at 2:05 AM
The 31% are the ones that would jump off a cliff if Trump told them it was for their benefit. It’s a firm, unchanging (within a few percentage points) number who support Trump no matter what.
January 18, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Rounding.
January 18, 2026 at 10:13 PM
I laughed because I thought I was watching a parody of the American government.

Then someone pointed out that it was real.
January 18, 2026 at 3:16 PM
That just went from being ridiculously expensive to really pretty cheap!
January 18, 2026 at 1:28 PM
250k on a car? What currency?
January 18, 2026 at 12:49 PM
Oh for fucks sake
January 18, 2026 at 2:16 AM
BREAKING: Judge orders Trump thugs to follow long-existing laws.
January 17, 2026 at 3:38 AM
“Tensions”?

Really?

More like illegal ICE actions continue to disrupt Twin Cities area residents’ daily lives.
January 17, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Oooh! Love your “just one trick” clickbait.

Why not do actual news headlines?
January 17, 2026 at 2:36 AM
“…[R]aises alarms about the use of federal persecution to punish officials who oppose Trump’s policies” makes it sound like this is a new development.

We need outlets like yours to be blunt.

Trump is a tyrant who is doing everything in his power to destroy the rule of law in the U.S.
January 17, 2026 at 12:12 AM
What the fuck is wrong with these people?
January 16, 2026 at 10:37 PM
ICE and everyone in their chain of command are the insurrectionists and terrorists.
January 16, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Maybe reviewing the policies the led to Alabama having no OBGYNs (or apparently technicians) would be a better route to resolving the problem than introducing robots.
January 16, 2026 at 4:11 PM