Potty-Mouthed Pacifist
@gildedtofu.bsky.social
Please don’t follow me. I’m not that interesting.
What is the injury caused by excessive eye rolling known as?
Because I have that, and I’d like to start a class action lawsuit against DJT for this malady.
Because I have that, and I’d like to start a class action lawsuit against DJT for this malady.
January 23, 2026 at 2:00 AM
What is the injury caused by excessive eye rolling known as?
Because I have that, and I’d like to start a class action lawsuit against DJT for this malady.
Because I have that, and I’d like to start a class action lawsuit against DJT for this malady.
Reuters, you’ve really been showing where your loyalties lie.
And it’s not a great look.
And it’s not a great look.
January 23, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Reuters, you’ve really been showing where your loyalties lie.
And it’s not a great look.
And it’s not a great look.
You can’t deport citizens. (Well, not legally.)
January 23, 2026 at 12:37 AM
You can’t deport citizens. (Well, not legally.)
No? Why not?
What is great about our nation today, right now, at this moment?
What is great about our nation today, right now, at this moment?
January 22, 2026 at 3:25 AM
No? Why not?
What is great about our nation today, right now, at this moment?
What is great about our nation today, right now, at this moment?
#CommunityNotes places Press Sec in the natural habitat in which she habitually lies.
January 22, 2026 at 3:12 AM
#CommunityNotes places Press Sec in the natural habitat in which she habitually lies.
Yep I just learned this. It surprised me, since I thought it would be a super-secret sort of thing.
January 21, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Yep I just learned this. It surprised me, since I thought it would be a super-secret sort of thing.
It seems I might be wrong. But I’m kind of surprised.
January 21, 2026 at 3:45 AM
It seems I might be wrong. But I’m kind of surprised.
Do they normally keep the transponder on for AF1?
It just makes me think either someone screwed up spectacularly, or this isn’t actually AF1.
It just makes me think either someone screwed up spectacularly, or this isn’t actually AF1.
January 21, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Do they normally keep the transponder on for AF1?
It just makes me think either someone screwed up spectacularly, or this isn’t actually AF1.
It just makes me think either someone screwed up spectacularly, or this isn’t actually AF1.
“I mean, not so much the brown and black bodies. But other than that, everybody.”
January 21, 2026 at 3:12 AM
“I mean, not so much the brown and black bodies. But other than that, everybody.”
“Being a dictator is so much easier than being held to legal bullshit.”
January 21, 2026 at 3:09 AM
“Being a dictator is so much easier than being held to legal bullshit.”
I believe that one day optics will once again have influence.
Make Optics Great Again
or maybe
Make Optics Matter Again
Make Optics Great Again
or maybe
Make Optics Matter Again
January 21, 2026 at 3:05 AM
I believe that one day optics will once again have influence.
Make Optics Great Again
or maybe
Make Optics Matter Again
Make Optics Great Again
or maybe
Make Optics Matter Again
They should ask Marie Antoinette how that kind of shit worked out.
January 19, 2026 at 2:05 AM
They should ask Marie Antoinette how that kind of shit worked out.
The 31% are the ones that would jump off a cliff if Trump told them it was for their benefit. It’s a firm, unchanging (within a few percentage points) number who support Trump no matter what.
January 18, 2026 at 10:15 PM
The 31% are the ones that would jump off a cliff if Trump told them it was for their benefit. It’s a firm, unchanging (within a few percentage points) number who support Trump no matter what.
I laughed because I thought I was watching a parody of the American government.
Then someone pointed out that it was real.
Then someone pointed out that it was real.
January 18, 2026 at 3:16 PM
I laughed because I thought I was watching a parody of the American government.
Then someone pointed out that it was real.
Then someone pointed out that it was real.
That just went from being ridiculously expensive to really pretty cheap!
January 18, 2026 at 1:28 PM
That just went from being ridiculously expensive to really pretty cheap!
250k on a car? What currency?
January 18, 2026 at 12:49 PM
250k on a car? What currency?
Oh for fucks sake
January 18, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Oh for fucks sake
BREAKING: Judge orders Trump thugs to follow long-existing laws.
January 17, 2026 at 3:38 AM
BREAKING: Judge orders Trump thugs to follow long-existing laws.
“Tensions”?
Really?
More like illegal ICE actions continue to disrupt Twin Cities area residents’ daily lives.
Really?
More like illegal ICE actions continue to disrupt Twin Cities area residents’ daily lives.
January 17, 2026 at 2:45 AM
“Tensions”?
Really?
More like illegal ICE actions continue to disrupt Twin Cities area residents’ daily lives.
Really?
More like illegal ICE actions continue to disrupt Twin Cities area residents’ daily lives.
Oooh! Love your “just one trick” clickbait.
Why not do actual news headlines?
Why not do actual news headlines?
January 17, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Oooh! Love your “just one trick” clickbait.
Why not do actual news headlines?
Why not do actual news headlines?
“…[R]aises alarms about the use of federal persecution to punish officials who oppose Trump’s policies” makes it sound like this is a new development.
We need outlets like yours to be blunt.
Trump is a tyrant who is doing everything in his power to destroy the rule of law in the U.S.
We need outlets like yours to be blunt.
Trump is a tyrant who is doing everything in his power to destroy the rule of law in the U.S.
January 17, 2026 at 12:12 AM
“…[R]aises alarms about the use of federal persecution to punish officials who oppose Trump’s policies” makes it sound like this is a new development.
We need outlets like yours to be blunt.
Trump is a tyrant who is doing everything in his power to destroy the rule of law in the U.S.
We need outlets like yours to be blunt.
Trump is a tyrant who is doing everything in his power to destroy the rule of law in the U.S.
What the fuck is wrong with these people?
January 16, 2026 at 10:37 PM
What the fuck is wrong with these people?
ICE and everyone in their chain of command are the insurrectionists and terrorists.
January 16, 2026 at 8:41 PM
ICE and everyone in their chain of command are the insurrectionists and terrorists.
Maybe reviewing the policies the led to Alabama having no OBGYNs (or apparently technicians) would be a better route to resolving the problem than introducing robots.
January 16, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Maybe reviewing the policies the led to Alabama having no OBGYNs (or apparently technicians) would be a better route to resolving the problem than introducing robots.