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Different dreams than yesterday…
The Stargate opened. A giant Thomas the Tank Engine trundled through. “We’re fucked”, I said. No one disagreed…
March 10, 2025 at 6:30 PM
The Stargate opened. A giant Thomas the Tank Engine trundled through. “We’re fucked”, I said. No one disagreed…
“I wouldn’t have been here baby, if it hadn’t been for you…”
March 10, 2025 at 5:57 PM
“I wouldn’t have been here baby, if it hadn’t been for you…”
The man dressed as Cookie Monster sitting in 4C won’t stow his tray table… he is not a team player… and he doesn’t care who knows it…
March 10, 2025 at 5:53 PM
The man dressed as Cookie Monster sitting in 4C won’t stow his tray table… he is not a team player… and he doesn’t care who knows it…
If all the lights in the train cabin turn red, the train blinks out of this reality into a new one… we can do it…
March 10, 2025 at 5:49 PM
If all the lights in the train cabin turn red, the train blinks out of this reality into a new one… we can do it…
“I see the welcoming glow in the distance… please let it be real…”
March 10, 2025 at 5:43 PM
“I see the welcoming glow in the distance… please let it be real…”
“The soul-eater has consumed everything in this place. The husks you can see contain nothing, they’re just waiting to cease existing… thank you for visiting Milton Keynes…”
March 10, 2025 at 5:36 PM
“The soul-eater has consumed everything in this place. The husks you can see contain nothing, they’re just waiting to cease existing… thank you for visiting Milton Keynes…”
“Nothing is real. All you have is half-remembered dreams of a life that was never really yours… the next stop is Milton Keynes…”
March 10, 2025 at 5:31 PM
“Nothing is real. All you have is half-remembered dreams of a life that was never really yours… the next stop is Milton Keynes…”
If I saw a mushroom cloud off in the distance from my train window, how long before the blast wave hit the train…
March 10, 2025 at 4:55 PM
If I saw a mushroom cloud off in the distance from my train window, how long before the blast wave hit the train…
“I’ve… seen things you people wouldn’t believe… Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those… moments… will be lost in time, like tears… in… rain…”
March 10, 2025 at 4:44 PM
“I’ve… seen things you people wouldn’t believe… Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those… moments… will be lost in time, like tears… in… rain…”
Train. Boring. Fuck.
March 10, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Train. Boring. Fuck.
Holy shit! The final 30 minutes of The Substance (2024) are absolutely brutal… #movie #thesubstance
January 29, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Holy shit! The final 30 minutes of The Substance (2024) are absolutely brutal… #movie #thesubstance
After watching season 2 of The Night Agent my smug bad guy quotient is filled for the year… #nightagent
January 25, 2025 at 10:53 AM
After watching season 2 of The Night Agent my smug bad guy quotient is filled for the year… #nightagent
Don’t end on a cliffhanger Squid Game! Remember which service you’re on. They’ll cancel your ass because not enough people were browsing social media while you were on… #squidgame
January 21, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Don’t end on a cliffhanger Squid Game! Remember which service you’re on. They’ll cancel your ass because not enough people were browsing social media while you were on… #squidgame
Squid Game season 2 episode 1 summary: Ship captain complains a lot… #squidgame
January 20, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Squid Game season 2 episode 1 summary: Ship captain complains a lot… #squidgame
I’m imagining and episode of Squid Game where they have to play monopoly. It lasts 5 hours and by the end people are volunteering to be put out of their misery… #squidgame
January 20, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I’m imagining and episode of Squid Game where they have to play monopoly. It lasts 5 hours and by the end people are volunteering to be put out of their misery… #squidgame
I’ve been watching Squid Game season 2 for 10 minutes and no one has been shot by a giant robot for eating a cookie wrong…
January 20, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I’ve been watching Squid Game season 2 for 10 minutes and no one has been shot by a giant robot for eating a cookie wrong…
Nosferatu is about the perils of working in real estate… #nosferatu
January 8, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Nosferatu is about the perils of working in real estate… #nosferatu
Don’t fly your helicopter in a train tunnel kids, it can only end badly… #missionimpossible
December 24, 2024 at 8:30 PM
Don’t fly your helicopter in a train tunnel kids, it can only end badly… #missionimpossible
That bad man just shot the nice lady… #missionimpossible
December 24, 2024 at 8:23 PM
That bad man just shot the nice lady… #missionimpossible
The ceiling heist scene in Mission Impossible is still so cool after all these years…
December 24, 2024 at 7:54 PM
The ceiling heist scene in Mission Impossible is still so cool after all these years…
Is that a PowerBook 550c (the Japan only black variant) I see in Mission Impossible? Enquiring minds want to know…
December 24, 2024 at 7:33 PM
Is that a PowerBook 550c (the Japan only black variant) I see in Mission Impossible? Enquiring minds want to know…
Ethan Hunt just asked the Lady for $150000. Remember when that seemed like a lot of money…
December 24, 2024 at 7:30 PM
Ethan Hunt just asked the Lady for $150000. Remember when that seemed like a lot of money…
Who am I supposed to be rooting for in The Day of the Jackal? Is it The Jackal, because I feel like it’s The Jackal… and he’s an assassin…
December 21, 2024 at 9:11 PM
Who am I supposed to be rooting for in The Day of the Jackal? Is it The Jackal, because I feel like it’s The Jackal… and he’s an assassin…
Favourite Ghibli movies in no particular… no wait, in alphabetical order…
- Castle in the Sky
- Kiki’s Delivery Service
- My Neighbour Totoro
- Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind
- Porco Rosso
Yeah, yeah, I know Nausicaä isn’t technically a Ghibli movie, but it is really… #ghibli
- Castle in the Sky
- Kiki’s Delivery Service
- My Neighbour Totoro
- Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind
- Porco Rosso
Yeah, yeah, I know Nausicaä isn’t technically a Ghibli movie, but it is really… #ghibli
December 18, 2024 at 10:17 PM
Favourite Ghibli movies in no particular… no wait, in alphabetical order…
- Castle in the Sky
- Kiki’s Delivery Service
- My Neighbour Totoro
- Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind
- Porco Rosso
Yeah, yeah, I know Nausicaä isn’t technically a Ghibli movie, but it is really… #ghibli
- Castle in the Sky
- Kiki’s Delivery Service
- My Neighbour Totoro
- Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind
- Porco Rosso
Yeah, yeah, I know Nausicaä isn’t technically a Ghibli movie, but it is really… #ghibli