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I think I actually do deserve a job.
March 26, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I think I actually do deserve a job.
when you stretch a rubber band a little bit to see if it's still alive and you can smell the rubber band right after
March 7, 2025 at 10:29 PM
when you stretch a rubber band a little bit to see if it's still alive and you can smell the rubber band right after
February 23, 2025 at 1:23 PM
they should make a folding laptop
February 19, 2025 at 1:37 PM
they should make a folding laptop
So I got a Fizza today (frozen pizza) that basically had pumpkin sauce instead of tomato. toppings were red onion and bleu cheese. I didn't like it :/
February 18, 2025 at 6:00 PM
So I got a Fizza today (frozen pizza) that basically had pumpkin sauce instead of tomato. toppings were red onion and bleu cheese. I didn't like it :/
was in copenhagen for about an hour three separate times this week
February 13, 2025 at 11:10 AM
was in copenhagen for about an hour three separate times this week
Just saw that Hot Ones is on Tubi. the convergence is like if my twitter from 2021 that got no likes or follows spawned some kind of real life situation out of the exact content of my posts.
January 29, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Just saw that Hot Ones is on Tubi. the convergence is like if my twitter from 2021 that got no likes or follows spawned some kind of real life situation out of the exact content of my posts.
Buying this in the future.
January 24, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Buying this in the future.
Cheez its and red wine goes so hard mm
January 4, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Cheez its and red wine goes so hard mm
They’re going to start sending undersea missiles to blow up the continental shelves until it’s just floating land masses allover and then life is a platformer
January 4, 2025 at 3:46 AM
They’re going to start sending undersea missiles to blow up the continental shelves until it’s just floating land masses allover and then life is a platformer
My new year resolution is to be famous
December 31, 2024 at 8:49 PM
My new year resolution is to be famous
It would be awesome if Santa was real.
December 31, 2024 at 6:52 PM
It would be awesome if Santa was real.
Bluesky discover feed is like 70% people taking photos of their TV from 10 feet away on the couch, kin
December 28, 2024 at 3:17 PM
Bluesky discover feed is like 70% people taking photos of their TV from 10 feet away on the couch, kin
I noticed myself this year too
December 25, 2024 at 8:17 PM
I noticed myself this year too