Gifted Ape
giftedape.bsky.social
Gifted Ape
@giftedape.bsky.social
UK based idiot and trespasser of decency. Fun fact: got binned from tw@tter for calling Wes Streeting a moon faced c*nt. No regrets :)

Professional Workie Ticket.
Here's hoping :)
November 12, 2025 at 9:05 PM
November 12, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I'm getting vibes...
October 24, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Fuck paedophiles.

Especially "Royal" ones.
October 17, 2025 at 8:17 PM
October 17, 2025 at 8:16 PM
October 10, 2025 at 11:05 PM
More like a Womble with a bad attitude.
September 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
We can start with they're arseholes and build from there.

They're panicking.

It's like The Death Of Stalin.
September 24, 2025 at 9:38 PM
September 24, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Looks like Morcambe and Wise, but with added fascism.
September 23, 2025 at 3:33 PM
September 23, 2025 at 2:40 AM
September 22, 2025 at 11:52 PM
September 22, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Me on the way to the rapture.
September 22, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Same energy.
September 21, 2025 at 1:14 AM
September 20, 2025 at 10:54 PM
September 17, 2025 at 7:03 PM
So far the visit has gone better than last time :)
September 17, 2025 at 4:42 PM
September 17, 2025 at 4:06 PM
A moment, if you will, to remember the great Janey Godley.
September 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I can never tell, is she the the white spy or the black one?
September 17, 2025 at 2:14 PM
September 17, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I wasn't going to drink loads and eat popcorn tomorrow.

Then C4 got involved ( apparently available on VPN ).

6hrs of Trump Takedown it is :)
September 16, 2025 at 11:54 PM
In case you missed Channel 4's coverage for tomorrow night.
September 16, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Sadly, this is true in England.
That's the UK Royal Courts of Justice.

Right wing media condemned it saying "we don't use a gavel", conveniently avoiding the point.

Then they removed it.
September 16, 2025 at 8:15 PM