Gideon Defoe
@gideondefoe.bsky.social
author now pivoting to guillotine manufacture
I'm mainly just bitter at my lack of life-model royalties
November 23, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I'm mainly just bitter at my lack of life-model royalties
What a face to wake up to
November 19, 2025 at 10:21 AM
What a face to wake up to
Actually there's a thriving discourse, this is from just a few days ago, maybe do your research before rushing to judgement
August 25, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Actually there's a thriving discourse, this is from just a few days ago, maybe do your research before rushing to judgement
THE ANNOUNCEMENT WAS CRYSTAL CLEAR AND THE ANCIENT CARRIAGE LOOKS LIKE THIS, what kind of sapphire and steel shit am I trapped in
August 22, 2025 at 9:23 AM
THE ANNOUNCEMENT WAS CRYSTAL CLEAR AND THE ANCIENT CARRIAGE LOOKS LIKE THIS, what kind of sapphire and steel shit am I trapped in
PSA: if you're into either Tom McCarthy's book Remainder or the Nathan Fielder Rehearsal show I really recommend the Do Ho Su exhibition at the Tate Modern, exactly the same vibe
July 18, 2025 at 4:32 PM
PSA: if you're into either Tom McCarthy's book Remainder or the Nathan Fielder Rehearsal show I really recommend the Do Ho Su exhibition at the Tate Modern, exactly the same vibe
Hmmm, I have a monster munch mug that inexplicably forgets to include the word "munch" so you need to be careful the kid's not on the hard roast beef flavoured stuff
July 14, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Hmmm, I have a monster munch mug that inexplicably forgets to include the word "munch" so you need to be careful the kid's not on the hard roast beef flavoured stuff
Anyhow, a reminder that 2014's smash hit computer game tie-in novel Docking Is Difficult was written by a modern day Nostradamus, available these days from all good land-fill sites/reconstituted as bits of motorway
July 9, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Anyhow, a reminder that 2014's smash hit computer game tie-in novel Docking Is Difficult was written by a modern day Nostradamus, available these days from all good land-fill sites/reconstituted as bits of motorway
Local Waterstones blithely carrying on regardless. If you finish that jigsaw it's not even the picture on the box it's just a photo of a grinning Arthur Daley
July 9, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Local Waterstones blithely carrying on regardless. If you finish that jigsaw it's not even the picture on the box it's just a photo of a grinning Arthur Daley
wE're aLL GoiNg tO diE
July 3, 2025 at 7:11 AM
wE're aLL GoiNg tO diE
Just turned on "Sweeney!", the film version of The Sweeney, and this is happening
June 30, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Just turned on "Sweeney!", the film version of The Sweeney, and this is happening
“The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated" - alright Gandhi in that case explain how come this guy lives like Miss Piggy and the UK remains a moral trainwreck
June 26, 2025 at 8:39 AM
“The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated" - alright Gandhi in that case explain how come this guy lives like Miss Piggy and the UK remains a moral trainwreck
@disappointment.bsky.social hello, here is the plate in the flesh and also with a babybel on it for scale. Please note: a babybel, not a mini babybel.
June 17, 2025 at 12:57 PM
@disappointment.bsky.social hello, here is the plate in the flesh and also with a babybel on it for scale. Please note: a babybel, not a mini babybel.
I'm not currently with the plate (I will be back with it tomorrow) but I found this screenshot of it
June 15, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I'm not currently with the plate (I will be back with it tomorrow) but I found this screenshot of it
This whole thing with the "how to dress" man you're all weirdly into has at least made me realise that for about a year I've been wrongly conflating him with whoever this "manners" guy is that keeps cropping up on stuff
June 9, 2025 at 8:12 AM
This whole thing with the "how to dress" man you're all weirdly into has at least made me realise that for about a year I've been wrongly conflating him with whoever this "manners" guy is that keeps cropping up on stuff
A quick high agency male before you all mute the phrase high agency male
June 6, 2025 at 11:16 AM
A quick high agency male before you all mute the phrase high agency male
A statement on the unbound/boundless situation
June 5, 2025 at 4:03 PM
A statement on the unbound/boundless situation
The Rishi one is amazing
June 2, 2025 at 5:01 PM
The Rishi one is amazing
As a kind gift my partner made me a beautiful pottery shoe pig like Glenn tries to sell in an episode of Superstore :/
June 2, 2025 at 3:39 PM
As a kind gift my partner made me a beautiful pottery shoe pig like Glenn tries to sell in an episode of Superstore :/
I mean it's one banana Michael what could it cost
May 30, 2025 at 9:30 AM
I mean it's one banana Michael what could it cost
whoops forgot alt text
May 26, 2025 at 8:49 AM
whoops forgot alt text
My cousin used to fancy Ad Rock but now she's really into Lord Palmerston so for her birthday we had a nice day out at Newhaven Fort
May 26, 2025 at 8:44 AM
My cousin used to fancy Ad Rock but now she's really into Lord Palmerston so for her birthday we had a nice day out at Newhaven Fort