Geri
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Geri
@giddyupgeri.bsky.social
· Jul 29
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free of objectionable content
January 14, 2026 at 1:57 AM
free of objectionable content
being outed by my own keister
December 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
being outed by my own keister
Everybody in New Hampshire wants a vanity plate on their car and a cup of Dunks in their hand
December 25, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Everybody in New Hampshire wants a vanity plate on their car and a cup of Dunks in their hand
Wow I used to be so cringe. Thank god I’m cringe in a different way now
December 23, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Wow I used to be so cringe. Thank god I’m cringe in a different way now
Thank you AI summary
December 22, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Thank you AI summary
Love that Flannery O’Connor got to photobomb the Pope
December 8, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Love that Flannery O’Connor got to photobomb the Pope
Reposted by Geri
me in the mirror when my hair gets just a little too long
December 13, 2024 at 3:41 AM
me in the mirror when my hair gets just a little too long
Please don’t say the F word around me (Florida)
November 26, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Please don’t say the F word around me (Florida)
An old guy yelled an Austin Powers “yeah baby” at me as he drove by and the impression wasn’t even good
November 12, 2025 at 6:43 AM
An old guy yelled an Austin Powers “yeah baby” at me as he drove by and the impression wasn’t even good
My partner and I vaguely describe a movie to one another then watch two films that match that description. Same Difference Double Feature.
November 5, 2025 at 3:48 AM
My partner and I vaguely describe a movie to one another then watch two films that match that description. Same Difference Double Feature.
I had so much anxiety in primary school that during Heads Up Seven Up I would put my thumb down so no one could pick me and I wouldn’t be HUMILIATED when I incorrectly guessed who my tormentor was
November 2, 2025 at 6:35 AM
I had so much anxiety in primary school that during Heads Up Seven Up I would put my thumb down so no one could pick me and I wouldn’t be HUMILIATED when I incorrectly guessed who my tormentor was
Was compelled to fix the sink at 2 in the morning but daylight savings just ended so it was only 1 in the morning, which is better and normal
November 2, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Was compelled to fix the sink at 2 in the morning but daylight savings just ended so it was only 1 in the morning, which is better and normal
Trying to relax at the spa but they’re playing a Killer Tracks song I used in a student film 11 years ago
September 30, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Trying to relax at the spa but they’re playing a Killer Tracks song I used in a student film 11 years ago
I have been thinking about and referencing Chibi-Robo for almost twenty years even though I have never played it and I have barely seen anything beyond the ads they put in magazines. Finally, the time has come to meet Chibi-Robo face to face.
August 22, 2025 at 6:28 AM
I have been thinking about and referencing Chibi-Robo for almost twenty years even though I have never played it and I have barely seen anything beyond the ads they put in magazines. Finally, the time has come to meet Chibi-Robo face to face.
shoot did we leave Geri in the giant Mountain Dew bottle again?
July 6, 2025 at 5:48 AM
shoot did we leave Geri in the giant Mountain Dew bottle again?
Hi everyone, welcome, thanks for coming to my gender conceal party
June 23, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Hi everyone, welcome, thanks for coming to my gender conceal party
“Living the dream” nightmares are dreams too
June 17, 2025 at 4:43 AM
“Living the dream” nightmares are dreams too
Folks at the water park seeing me in a two piece and thinking I’m a man, folks at a sports bar seeing me in a baggy shirt and shorts and thinking I’m a woman
June 1, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Folks at the water park seeing me in a two piece and thinking I’m a man, folks at a sports bar seeing me in a baggy shirt and shorts and thinking I’m a woman
Less than a month left for me to be thirty, flirty, and thriving. No one has prepared me for what comes after.
February 23, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Less than a month left for me to be thirty, flirty, and thriving. No one has prepared me for what comes after.
1970 was 30 years ago
1980 was 20 years ago
1990 was 10 years ago
2000 was 20 years ago
2010 was 10 years ago
2020 was 10 years ago
2025 is 50 years from now
1980 was 20 years ago
1990 was 10 years ago
2000 was 20 years ago
2010 was 10 years ago
2020 was 10 years ago
2025 is 50 years from now
January 2, 2025 at 6:14 AM
1970 was 30 years ago
1980 was 20 years ago
1990 was 10 years ago
2000 was 20 years ago
2010 was 10 years ago
2020 was 10 years ago
2025 is 50 years from now
1980 was 20 years ago
1990 was 10 years ago
2000 was 20 years ago
2010 was 10 years ago
2020 was 10 years ago
2025 is 50 years from now
me in the mirror when my hair gets just a little too long
December 13, 2024 at 3:41 AM
me in the mirror when my hair gets just a little too long
The existence of Christmas in Whoville implies that there’s a Who Jesus
December 13, 2024 at 3:23 AM
The existence of Christmas in Whoville implies that there’s a Who Jesus