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Okay, I only slept 5 hours, but look at the perfect work of art I made with that time
ID: screenshot of the Apple health app showing a chart of a night’s REM core and deep sleep. Looks great until 2am where symmetrical blocks of core sleep are on either side of a narrow shaft of deep sleep. A penis with perfectly symmetrical balls.
February 6, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Weirdly, my kid’s friends and their parents didn’t appreciate my sugar cookie angel
Img: a puffy sugar cookie shaped like a gingerbread man on a cookie tin. Cookie is frosted in white, with gold sprinkles, and covered with 10+ black/white eyeball sprinkles
December 22, 2024 at 6:06 PM