Evan May
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Evan May
@gianttourtiere.bsky.social
Tiny writer. I wrote 'Easter Pinkerton and the Case of the Heretic Blood' and some other stuff. Can*Con bridge crew, still. Avatar art by Jay Odjick. Only a fool would complain. He/Him.
MINIMUM!
November 20, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I just checked and no one has given me 800k to not do something

Wtf, actually
November 20, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Oh wow look at that: all my junk-type tabs vanished.

Absolute fuckers.
November 20, 2025 at 6:17 PM
It's better for you!
November 20, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Oh no
November 20, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Do not turn the space moss to nefarious purposes!
November 20, 2025 at 5:46 PM
You do seem to go through them
November 20, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I could absolutely see "The poetic form operates as a general-purpose jailbreak operator. Discuss." as like a 4th year English exam question.
November 20, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Remember what your lawyer said about posting things, David
November 20, 2025 at 5:37 PM
So carnivorous!
November 20, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Despite my attempts to avoid this!
November 20, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Molly the pain was *just* starting to fade
November 20, 2025 at 5:13 PM
We are all this pumpkin.
November 20, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Always!
November 20, 2025 at 12:42 PM
YAY BURNING!
November 20, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I mean, I have a list
November 19, 2025 at 11:23 PM