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Well yeah i see that now but cmon jesus for fucks sake like
Since the tea party, the singular goal of American conservatism has been to make things so that you can scream the N word full volume at a waiter for not showing you all due respect, and instead of shock, you get compliance and apologies and the waiter can legally lose their job for complaining.
December 28, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Since the tea party, the singular goal of American conservatism has been to make things so that you can scream the N word full volume at a waiter for not showing you all due respect, and instead of shock, you get compliance and apologies and the waiter can legally lose their job for complaining.
I remember my nephew pulling up an 8 min video on how to get past a section of resident evil village. I was appalled. He even watched the ad. They immediately think video and not text walk through or FAQ. It's sad.
December 28, 2025 at 7:11 AM
I remember my nephew pulling up an 8 min video on how to get past a section of resident evil village. I was appalled. He even watched the ad. They immediately think video and not text walk through or FAQ. It's sad.
Could have a sister pizza restaurant in Chicago, Deep Dish Nine
December 28, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Could have a sister pizza restaurant in Chicago, Deep Dish Nine
Unfortunately he talks about this shit like every other dumbass ai bro on the internet. This truly is the era of smart people revealing their abysmal dearth of knowledge on subjects they are allegedly passionate about.
December 28, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Unfortunately he talks about this shit like every other dumbass ai bro on the internet. This truly is the era of smart people revealing their abysmal dearth of knowledge on subjects they are allegedly passionate about.
Won't someone think of the poor, cold and hungry cocentration camp guards? The one feeding body parts into the incinerator has a temperature and a sniffle, someone should bring them some hot cocoa.
December 28, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Won't someone think of the poor, cold and hungry cocentration camp guards? The one feeding body parts into the incinerator has a temperature and a sniffle, someone should bring them some hot cocoa.
Holy shit does he live in the hotel from twin peaks? It's kind of uncanny
December 27, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Holy shit does he live in the hotel from twin peaks? It's kind of uncanny
Also it was the 80s, West wing hadn't aired yet, no one knew you could walk and talk
December 26, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Also it was the 80s, West wing hadn't aired yet, no one knew you could walk and talk
TIem to get stuck into the best Metroid with the best soundtrack.
December 26, 2025 at 10:23 AM
TIem to get stuck into the best Metroid with the best soundtrack.
I harp on it, but the worst written line I think I have ever heard was in the first volume. The red-haired girl whos in the coma said to nancys 12 YO (i think) sister, describing her harrowing experience: "... and if that wasn't HAGGARD enough....". Haggard. HAGGARD. its the 80s, not fucking 1880's
December 26, 2025 at 10:20 AM
I harp on it, but the worst written line I think I have ever heard was in the first volume. The red-haired girl whos in the coma said to nancys 12 YO (i think) sister, describing her harrowing experience: "... and if that wasn't HAGGARD enough....". Haggard. HAGGARD. its the 80s, not fucking 1880's
caramel apple wtf
December 25, 2025 at 6:48 PM
caramel apple wtf
I cant believe no one is talking about the fact that this is jsut a total ripoff of Jay's Odyssey
www.youtube.com/watch?v=D48h...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=D48h...
December 23, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I cant believe no one is talking about the fact that this is jsut a total ripoff of Jay's Odyssey
www.youtube.com/watch?v=D48h...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=D48h...
God dammit I've been docking my cheese for years. Had bad information. Thanks mom!
December 19, 2025 at 6:28 AM
God dammit I've been docking my cheese for years. Had bad information. Thanks mom!
Srsly tho wtf up with dem
December 18, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Srsly tho wtf up with dem
It's really amazing that the the White House is going to ban Voodoo
December 18, 2025 at 9:55 AM
It's really amazing that the the White House is going to ban Voodoo
He will also bring up Kimmel somehow, possibly confuse him with Maduro
December 17, 2025 at 4:05 PM
He will also bring up Kimmel somehow, possibly confuse him with Maduro
It's going to be a full on war declaration against Venezuela. Without a war. He will just say it, which as we all know, makes it so.
December 17, 2025 at 4:03 PM
It's going to be a full on war declaration against Venezuela. Without a war. He will just say it, which as we all know, makes it so.
His daughter also came out as human when she was born, and we know how little campassion he has for them, so I wouldn't hold my breath
December 17, 2025 at 3:20 PM
His daughter also came out as human when she was born, and we know how little campassion he has for them, so I wouldn't hold my breath
Looking forward to killing Venezuelans are we? Well guess what, you can do it with a shaved face. Enjoy getting cucked by Pete Hesgeth, lol pathetic
December 17, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Looking forward to killing Venezuelans are we? Well guess what, you can do it with a shaved face. Enjoy getting cucked by Pete Hesgeth, lol pathetic
JD cared! Kirk ordered the last polyethelene coated nazi blonde gutter with over 100 authentic bible sounds, even though it was JD's birthday and he should be allowed have it. Thankfully now tho he can get it second hand!
December 17, 2025 at 7:53 AM
JD cared! Kirk ordered the last polyethelene coated nazi blonde gutter with over 100 authentic bible sounds, even though it was JD's birthday and he should be allowed have it. Thankfully now tho he can get it second hand!
Lol I did the same joke, but with less skill.
December 17, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Lol I did the same joke, but with less skill.