ghozarian.bsky.social
@ghozarian.bsky.social
M / 30s / NJ
25 years ago:
"Poetry? GAY!"

Today:
"Why are the romantic men only into other men?"

(This is a gross over-exaggeration)
December 10, 2025 at 5:42 AM
I can't wait for AP history teachers having to talk about the significance of frogman giving no fucks about being pelted with pepperballs.
October 9, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Is there anywhere this doesn't hold true anymore?
September 30, 2025 at 10:44 PM
If the drama is not, "WHERE'S THE NEXT EPISODE? I NEED MORE!," they are Wrong.
September 30, 2025 at 6:56 PM
You know how there's the trope about humanity discovering how to manufacture bliss, then dying of apathy to anything else?

Crafters discovering they can make their own sleepwear sounds like the IRL version of that.
August 16, 2025 at 2:00 AM
He would plunder the universe in search of enough funds for his army. You'll doom us all.
July 20, 2025 at 1:32 PM
In the sense that I am "reliant" on the heated seats in my car.

During the fight? Lots you could do. After the fight when you get a cramp? Youth all the way.
July 11, 2025 at 3:27 AM
So decimal - no, binary - yes
July 7, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Are either of those numbers 10?
July 7, 2025 at 2:35 PM
June 21, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Gotta prove the majority religion is also the most persecuted somehow.
June 16, 2025 at 6:59 PM
You don't. They're just trying so hard to find a gotcha moment.
June 16, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Did they also make the baby a legal ball in the time it left the pitcher's hand?
June 16, 2025 at 2:00 PM
There's now something called 100 Gecs, so at least you have the 100 thing going 😆
May 29, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Because of shame, or because they're vampires?
May 18, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Here's a great occasion for cake.
a cat is sitting on a couch looking at a laptop computer .
Alt: a cat is sitting on a couch looking at a laptop computer . Text says, "ITS WEDNESDAY"
media.tenor.com
May 15, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Do they have you hiding SEO words in white text?
May 15, 2025 at 7:42 PM
If there is sacred Malort, we're going to see the most sober generation since mammals discovered fermented fruit.
May 9, 2025 at 3:13 AM
The US Navy: #1 combatant against the US Navy.
May 9, 2025 at 3:11 AM