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sara
@ghoulsis.bsky.social
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Code monkey, spinner, crocheter, knitter, weaver, musician. I like to cross-stitch swear words onto samplers and play with molten glass. She/her.
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Image of a black clothing label on the inside of a brown garment, which reads "Jacobs by Marc Jacobs for Marc by Marc Jacobs in collaboration with Marc Jacobs for Marc by Marc Jacobs". It is a size small, 100% cashmere, and made in China.
November 16, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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Publicity photo of actor Dick Van Dyke in his role as Bert in the movie adaptation of Mary Poppins. He is wearing a suit with wide vertical stripes colored in shades of orange and white, with a lavender bow tie and a straw hat. He is holding a cane, which is leaning against his shoulder, and is grinning at the camera. The caption reads, "Unsolicited Dick Pic".
October 11, 2025 at 9:47 AM
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Header reads: "my anxiety after any social gathering". Underneath, the green cartoon Duolingo owl is waving its right wing cheerfully at the viewer; a speech balloon above it reads, "Let's review your mistakes!"
September 28, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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From 2018: Chairman of the Judicial Affairs Committee Shinichi Yokoyama clings to a microphone while a dozen or so legislators struggle to wrestle it away from him. Caption: would
May 8, 2025 at 8:12 AM
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Happy sea ravioli, aka flappy majestic juvenile sea pancake (baby stingray)
A baby stingray faces the viewer and appears to be smiling. Its body is a milky pinkish-white color and is semi-translucent.
February 4, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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I guess I can go with that, sure
screenshot of the word "immaculate"
January 3, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Can I get one that looks like this tho
Tiny, whimsical, highly impractical four-wheeled vehicle shaped and decorated like a Cadbury Creme Egg. It is very rounded with red and purple wheel covers and is painted half red, half purple, with bright yellow logos on the front and side. The wiper blades are far too short and look basically useless.
December 14, 2024 at 2:59 PM
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A member of Japanese Parliament attempts to speak into a microphone while other members attempt to restrain him. Caption reads: "Would" Background, from Know Your Meme: On December 8th, 2018, Japanese Parliament voted on a hotly contested immigration reform bill that allowed foreign workers a path to Japanese citizenship. The plan was put forth by then-Prime Minister Shinzo Abe earlier that year and was opposed by Japan's opposition party, as well as some in Abe's right-wing base. When Yokoyama attempted to move to hold a vote on the controversial bill, he was beset by members of Parliament who apparently wanted to stop him from moving forward with a vote, leading to the image of Yokoyama speaking into his microphone while dozens of politicians attempted to restrain him.
November 21, 2024 at 10:40 PM
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Japanese parliament trying to stop Shinichi Yokoyama from speaking into the microphone. Caption reads, "would".
October 25, 2024 at 3:12 AM
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These are mine... I was using them on a darker-colored handspun, so the stitches showed up really well, which was handy in the tricksy early rounds. They almost glow!
A set of size US 6 (4.0mm) double-pointed knitting needles rests in the palm of a person's hand. They are made of marbled acrylic and are pink, purple, orange, white, and yellowish-green.
September 29, 2024 at 7:22 PM
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Your bank's IT dept right now:
Cartoon image of a confused-looking brain wearing headphones, eating a slice of pizza and reading an open book while taking notes under an overhead lamp. The room seems to be dark. There is a tall stack of books on the desk, as well as a cup of coffee and a plate with crumbs and possibly a few uneaten bites of food. One book on the desk is titled Shell Scripting. All the books have multiple sections marked with what appears to be post-it flags. (Image sourced from DigitalOcean.)
September 23, 2024 at 6:10 PM
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Huh.
Bsky celebrating 10M users, I was #352,626, joined 7/24/23
September 17, 2024 at 12:13 AM
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BRB, working on a small construction project
A small blue canary nightlight is plugged into an outlet by the light switch
August 23, 2024 at 2:30 AM
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What's your sign?
Scuffed but sturdy-looking three-legged wooden stool with coppery metal details for sale in a thrift store with a sign reading "damaged but doable". The price tags indicate it's been marked down several times from its original price of £19.99 to a very reasonable £12.00.
August 18, 2024 at 5:09 PM
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A screenshot of David Lynch with the caption, "What a great time to be alive if you love the theater of the absurd"
July 21, 2024 at 9:35 PM
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July 19, 2024 at 4:59 PM
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But wait, there's more! dustyburrito.blogspot.com/2010/02/fash...
Lucy Liu firing a bow and arrow in formalwear
June 16, 2024 at 11:51 AM
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100% whole grain, protein packed Kodiak Cakes. Not just ordinary pancake and waffles mix, oh no... they're POWER CAKES.
A box of the aforementioned mix, featuring a drawing of an angry bear. Or perhaps he's just hungry. Hangry, as it were.
June 4, 2024 at 2:08 PM
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We did it! I managed to not collapse from exhaustion and am also thinking I really need to do more cardio before the next one.
An exhausted but smiling musician with tinted glasses and pigtails at the end of the parade route, wearing a blue floral sun hat and holding a tenor saxophone. She's wearing a green t-shirt which reads, "Free Mom Hugs". The letter O in mom is a rainbow heart.
June 2, 2024 at 6:12 PM
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Viral image of Japanese parliament members physically attempting to stop Judicial Affairs Committee Chairman Shinichi Yokoyama from calling for a vote on the country's immigration reform bill. Caption reads: would.
May 21, 2024 at 12:40 AM
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All the discussions about jury selection and dismissals because of social media posts brought to mind this exchange, which I saved because I consider it the platonic ideal of the genre.
Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky... a general PSA to this website: you do not want to find out the hard way that some posts really can get you jail time Dustin @32mbit.bsky.social • the trick is before you post, imagine just how bad the post would sound if an absolutely humorless federal agent read your it back to you, contextless, off of a paper printout he pulled from a manila folder Flat Pluto Society @adhdgobl.in • Fed: "Mr. Pluto, did you, on the 23rd of February 2024, post 'I'd shove my dick so far down ALF's throat that I'd get a handjob from his puppeteer'?" Me: [leaning forward, mouth uncomfortably close to the mic "They're called skeets, not posts."
April 21, 2024 at 3:15 AM
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Drop something blue from your gallery
Blue-green translucent dichroic glass pendant with white streaks and turquoise sparkles Pinkish dichroic glass pendant with bright blue and purple sparkles, and a black vertical streak
April 16, 2024 at 2:29 AM
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Agree
Tiny vehicle branded and shaped like a Cadbury creme egg
April 11, 2024 at 12:33 PM
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Highly relatable
Quote from a fifteen-year-old girl one month before she was identified as autistic: "I'm just not likeable. I don't even like myself."
March 29, 2024 at 5:15 PM
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My Lenten roses are blooming!
Small plant with dark green leaves and mottled mauve and white blooms, surrounded by dry brown oak leaf litter. Most of the blooms are only partially open but one is showing its bright yellow and green center.
February 27, 2024 at 3:28 PM