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Ghoulie
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So I’m the problem but you’re MY friend??? /s
December 20, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Cynthia Erivo just rubs me the wrong way.
November 18, 2025 at 4:16 PM
The storied history of women giving men romance advice at a bar.
September 18, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Fuck the Cowboys
September 5, 2025 at 12:49 AM
No way there’s this many student drivers.
September 4, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Selena Gomez having 418M followers on Instagram will never make sense to me.
July 28, 2025 at 6:49 PM
It’s me, hi. I’m the problem. It’s me.
July 27, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I wanted to like Amaya’s Instagram but it’s literally a copy paste of every other influencer’s Instagram.
July 22, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Rest stops are such a beautiful tax paying gift. One of the few.
July 20, 2025 at 8:17 PM
“I don’t really use deodorant. My body doesn’t really produce an odor.”

Girl. Put the natural deodorant down and pick UP the clinical strength.
July 20, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Can people stop telling me that they “used to be racist.” Because what fucking response are you looking for????
July 20, 2025 at 7:36 PM
God I love being in an airport bar.
July 3, 2025 at 11:40 AM
It shouldn’t feel this easy to lose your family.
June 26, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Idk what the universe has in store for me but it quite literally swapped one brother for another and it’s been a wild ride.
June 24, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Just once I wish a generational wealthy woman would fall head over heels in love with me.
June 24, 2025 at 8:10 PM
As a femme/tomboy lesbian, I often wonder if men are as bad as heterosexuals say they are. If I wasn’t married, I’d carry out an experiment.
June 24, 2025 at 4:40 PM
All my niece or nephew have to do is call me auntie and they can have whatever they want lol
June 23, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Someone that doesn’t like ANY vegetables or fruit cannot be trusted.

Also your “fun fact” is you’ve never eaten a raw vegetable in your life is psychotic as a twenty something.
June 19, 2025 at 4:32 PM
It’s been so long since I was on Duolingo that I didn’t even know they had ads now.

Guess I’m never learning Portuguese lmao
June 19, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Huda should stay completely off social media for at least a few months after she gets off the island because girl you’re going to be in for a rude and mean awakening (deservedly). But just focus on therapy and your daughter. #LoveIsland
June 17, 2025 at 11:57 AM
I put my desktop into dark mode and turned off the fluorescent light in my office and suddenly my headache got better. Stay tuned for more groundbreaking tips.
June 16, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Had to unfollow Bieber on the gram. Dude has lost his mind and it’s sad to watch.
June 16, 2025 at 5:29 PM
So do you ever think your type of comedy is too high brow? Because this is fuckin funny.
June 14, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Severe anxiety is me finally going to the doctor and getting a prescription for Zoloft but feeling too overwhelmed to go get it 😌
June 13, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Why would I remind my boss about a meeting…ever?
June 12, 2025 at 4:11 PM