It's my 14 year anniversary y'all!

The last time I overdrafted a bank account. 🙏

I'm taking bets on long it takes Bsky to get corrupted. Any takers? 🤔

Are we finally gonna make Bluesky work...or be back on Twitter in a month? 🤔

Not having internet for 3 days will make you reflect on the wildest, most random shit.

No followers? Coo...imma rant about my relationship so when I break free...i can look back and see my growth. 🤦🏾‍♂️

If you don't take yourself out to eat at a really nice restaurant, why I gotta do it on a date? At least you know the Chic-fil-a nuggets bang.

My relationship is so bad, we celebrate when my gf does the dishes. 🤦🏾‍♂️😭

If she don't make me want to sing a song to her, we're just fucking.