I’ll never forget the one summer me and Maddie found old playboys in our trailer 😭 or the summer we decided to be menaces and throw lit marshmallows at people when they drove by?? All of the skinned knees from driving our bikes too fast… man!! Those were THE DAYS!

suburban kids don’t get it the trailer park WAS WHERE IT WAS AT 😭 man we were unsupervised and had a REAL CHILDHOOD!! You spent every summer just running around getting up to shit with your siblings and friends… and oh me oh my I was always trying to get myself a little boyfriend 🤦‍♀️ 🤦‍♀️

I WAS GONNA DO THIS MAKEUP with my new juvia’s place pallet and lashes 😭😩 well another time I guess… sorry bluesky for my sad post. I’m just in pain and eating Mac and cheese rn to try and feel a little better… you can lowkey be the best driver in the world but someone’s mistake can hurt you 💔💔

I know I’m probably starting my period soon bc quite honestly there’s no need for me to be this dramatic like it’s a blessing everyone was safe but my head hurts my neck hurts I have a concussion and this man’s poor driving decisions took away bestie memory making ☹️💔

hint: we took dabs out of his dabuccino and when it broke he screamed and threatened to end his life

who was the biggest hoe I dated that looked like Carrick Justin Bieber?

ate downnnn I would love the yams….

This is just absolutely vulgar, not appropriate, and abusive language.

like genuinely I have no kinks other than an extremely drawn out role playing scenario of the Phantom of the Opera and the costumes have to be accurate, there can only be candlelight, the overture has to be playing

there’s also a sugary sap inside of it I’ve seen people use for teas…

they’re edible!! there’s beans inside of them that are super yummy. You can soak them in water for a day then pressure cook them and they’ll taste like smoky, maple bacon beans kinda…