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Ghost Of Henry Kissinger
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I’m Henry (He/Him), and I’m currently in hell for my vast and indefensible war crimes
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Burning in Hell update:

Ouch! Ouch! Yeowch! Ooof! Ow!
Donald gotta die fr, shit’s crazy bruv
January 13, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Looking up at all of this, pretty wild. Plenty of room for you down here, boys
June 6, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Owwww oww I’m in hell!!! Ow!
May 2, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I hope things are okay with my good friend Brian Thompson, CEO of United Health, haven’t shot the shit with him in a minute
December 5, 2024 at 4:48 AM
Henry Here - Does Gen Alpha know about my war crimes, or can I befriend them by saying “Rizz” a lot?
November 27, 2024 at 5:30 AM
I’m currently in hell, balling it up with my boy Nixon, we got into some craaazy shit back in the day, lol, but he’s a day 1 fr
November 21, 2024 at 9:52 PM
Is it a war crime if you had fun?

-Henry Kissinger probably
November 20, 2024 at 2:17 PM
Hey Patriots! Can someone give ‘Ol Henry here a ride to lib Jan 6? My license expired :,(
November 19, 2024 at 7:05 PM
Owwww ow owie! Yeowch owww owwie owie! It burns down here in #hell , fam!
November 19, 2024 at 12:39 AM
Hello, world! I’m Henry. I died in November 2023, and I love it down here in the fiery pits of #Hell !

#Promosky
November 18, 2024 at 9:09 PM
Hey guys, it’s Henry - down here in hell, I tried saying #sorry to someone from #Cambodia :((
November 18, 2024 at 6:04 PM
Hello world! I’m Henry Kissinger, and wow it’s so hot down here, ooh oof ow ouch ouuuchhh

#promosky
November 18, 2024 at 4:05 PM
I’m glad that I at least lived long enough to watch Family Guy Funny Moment Compilation #45 (Try Not To Laugh Edition)
November 18, 2024 at 5:38 AM
Pissed that I died before Black Ops 6 came out, that shit looks craaaazy
November 18, 2024 at 4:25 AM
Yo, remember what I did to Cambodia? Haha, oops. Good thing I’m #burning in #hell
November 18, 2024 at 2:28 AM
Burning in Hell update:

Ouch! Ouch! Yeowch! Ooof! Ow!
November 18, 2024 at 1:13 AM