Take care Jesse. Much love and respect from the UK.

I’m a diehard Pink Floyd fan, so I’d invite David Gilmour and Roger Waters. But they hate each other so I’d have to invite Stephen Fry to keep things cordial.

It’s why I always check the camera functions on a new game. Because if I’m walking somewhere, I want to be able to take pretty pictures. Imagine Franklin in full hood gear walking through the countryside taking pictures of trees…

Great piece on the abhorrent “sport” of fox hunting this morning. And Chris Packham is always an enjoyable and impassioned speaker.

“Please rush me my Bat Polishing Kit. Ten brushes and sponges to clean even the trickiest of airborne Chiroptera”

A stone cold classic! Reminds me of bombing round the Yorkshire Dales with my mates in a VW Polo in the late 80s. And later in the local night club when we’d get a rock half hour and all the metalheads and goth girls got on to the dance floor together. Great days!

Bloody hell, I agree with a Tory! Soggy bread is rank…

“But you don’t see the side of him that I see. He’s actually very caring and sensitive. He only hits me because I do silly things from time to time.”

Cool, both metaphorically and literally!

I’m not a champagne socialist because I don’t like champagne. In fact, I like to annoy people by calling it Fizzy Wine.

Right now, at this instant in time, I am a Doom Bar socialist.

He missed one: “I have never had sex with a woman”

That’s next on my list. Just bought and started playing Death Stranding and I can only immerse myself in one game at a time!

But not a Rejoin referendum because, democracy. Or something.

That’s nothing special. We all hate Marjorie Taylor-Greene! Even some of us across The Pond!