One day I'll write about the great animals of the internet whose passing has moved me. The Tina's of the world. The best friends named Hank. Howie and his hats. The stare of Tom Cox's many feline friends. The internet's pets are our pets and we love them all dearly.

Now it's number 000.

'Hey, I saw you did a Q&A at an indie film screening nobody heard of.'
'Yeah? WELL. I'm also important in this really specific way.'
'Ok.'
'OK!'

Now it's number 2.

How many ads did they also play?

Thank you. If I didn't have to wait to hear my name called, I'd have headphones in. Thankfully he's disappeared.

Hoping it's a short visit this time. Fingers crossed.