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Genderqueer | Queer | Pan & Demiromantic| Polyam/RA
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Crafter | Baby Homesteader | Gardener | Plant Parent | Baby Witch | Animal Lover | Nerd | DIY
Certified Sex Educator | Sex, Intimacy, Relationship, & Parent Coach @thealphabetsoupllc
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Genderqueer | Queer | Pan & Demiromantic| Polyam/RA
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Crafter | Baby Homesteader | Gardener | Plant Parent | Baby Witch | Animal Lover | Nerd | DIY
Certified Sex Educator | Sex, Intimacy, Relationship, & Parent Coach @thealphabetsoupllc
Turns out, when creepy old guys make nasty comments, they REALLY don't like being called out for sexual harassment.
Turns out, it's REALLY fun to call them a "pour pout fish" when they start grumbling about being called out! 😆
Turns out, it's REALLY fun to call them a "pour pout fish" when they start grumbling about being called out! 😆
September 22, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Turns out, when creepy old guys make nasty comments, they REALLY don't like being called out for sexual harassment.
Turns out, it's REALLY fun to call them a "pour pout fish" when they start grumbling about being called out! 😆
Turns out, it's REALLY fun to call them a "pour pout fish" when they start grumbling about being called out! 😆
Turns out, when creepy old guys make nasty comments, they REALLY don't like being called out for sexual harassment.
Turns out, it's REALLY fun to call them a "pour pout fish" when they start grumbling about being called out! 😆
Turns out, it's REALLY fun to call them a "pour pout fish" when they start grumbling about being called out! 😆
September 22, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Turns out, when creepy old guys make nasty comments, they REALLY don't like being called out for sexual harassment.
Turns out, it's REALLY fun to call them a "pour pout fish" when they start grumbling about being called out! 😆
Turns out, it's REALLY fun to call them a "pour pout fish" when they start grumbling about being called out! 😆
Therapist: you need to learn to ask for AND accept help.
Me: *asks for and accepts help*
So-called help: *abuse* *additional trauma* *lies* *deceit* *manipulation* *literally kicking you when you're down*
Me: *asks for and accepts help*
So-called help: *abuse* *additional trauma* *lies* *deceit* *manipulation* *literally kicking you when you're down*
August 26, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Therapist: you need to learn to ask for AND accept help.
Me: *asks for and accepts help*
So-called help: *abuse* *additional trauma* *lies* *deceit* *manipulation* *literally kicking you when you're down*
Me: *asks for and accepts help*
So-called help: *abuse* *additional trauma* *lies* *deceit* *manipulation* *literally kicking you when you're down*
Learning how to rest is hard.
Learning that I don't have to *earn* rest is hard.
Learning to not equate "productive" with my worth/value is hard.
I can do hard things, but these are where I'm currently struggling
Learning that I don't have to *earn* rest is hard.
Learning to not equate "productive" with my worth/value is hard.
I can do hard things, but these are where I'm currently struggling
August 20, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Learning how to rest is hard.
Learning that I don't have to *earn* rest is hard.
Learning to not equate "productive" with my worth/value is hard.
I can do hard things, but these are where I'm currently struggling
Learning that I don't have to *earn* rest is hard.
Learning to not equate "productive" with my worth/value is hard.
I can do hard things, but these are where I'm currently struggling
Cat: *walks with claws out*
Also cat: EWW! WHY IS YOUR FABRIC STICKING TO ME? REMOVE IT IMMEDIATELY!
ME: *removes caught claws*
Cat: DO NOT TOUCH MY BEANS YOU PEASANT!
ME: 🤦🏻
Also cat: EWW! WHY IS YOUR FABRIC STICKING TO ME? REMOVE IT IMMEDIATELY!
ME: *removes caught claws*
Cat: DO NOT TOUCH MY BEANS YOU PEASANT!
ME: 🤦🏻
August 17, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Cat: *walks with claws out*
Also cat: EWW! WHY IS YOUR FABRIC STICKING TO ME? REMOVE IT IMMEDIATELY!
ME: *removes caught claws*
Cat: DO NOT TOUCH MY BEANS YOU PEASANT!
ME: 🤦🏻
Also cat: EWW! WHY IS YOUR FABRIC STICKING TO ME? REMOVE IT IMMEDIATELY!
ME: *removes caught claws*
Cat: DO NOT TOUCH MY BEANS YOU PEASANT!
ME: 🤦🏻
I want to make some big changes in my life, but I have so many commitments coming up. *sigh* I guess that helps rein me in a little, and gives me time to really consider my options
August 16, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I want to make some big changes in my life, but I have so many commitments coming up. *sigh* I guess that helps rein me in a little, and gives me time to really consider my options
I FOUND REDPOP!!!!!
I haven't found this in Colorado in the 20 years I've lived here!? Stopped at a random convenience store and there it was!
I haven't found this in Colorado in the 20 years I've lived here!? Stopped at a random convenience store and there it was!
August 15, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I FOUND REDPOP!!!!!
I haven't found this in Colorado in the 20 years I've lived here!? Stopped at a random convenience store and there it was!
I haven't found this in Colorado in the 20 years I've lived here!? Stopped at a random convenience store and there it was!
Why do stress and chaos ALWAYS have to pile up?? I'm tired. I'm drained. *I* don't want to people 😞
August 10, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Why do stress and chaos ALWAYS have to pile up?? I'm tired. I'm drained. *I* don't want to people 😞
Your kids do not owe you shit. If you want a relationship with your kids, you have to give them a reason to want one with you.
August 9, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Your kids do not owe you shit. If you want a relationship with your kids, you have to give them a reason to want one with you.
Me: *takes a warm bath to try encouraging my body to relax*
My body: so you got part of us warm, then left us in the cold!? We're going to start itching and hurting so your bath is more of a nuisance than it is helpful! 😝
Me: FUCK MY LIFE! This body is a problem child! 😭
My body: so you got part of us warm, then left us in the cold!? We're going to start itching and hurting so your bath is more of a nuisance than it is helpful! 😝
Me: FUCK MY LIFE! This body is a problem child! 😭
August 6, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Me: *takes a warm bath to try encouraging my body to relax*
My body: so you got part of us warm, then left us in the cold!? We're going to start itching and hurting so your bath is more of a nuisance than it is helpful! 😝
Me: FUCK MY LIFE! This body is a problem child! 😭
My body: so you got part of us warm, then left us in the cold!? We're going to start itching and hurting so your bath is more of a nuisance than it is helpful! 😝
Me: FUCK MY LIFE! This body is a problem child! 😭
I just saw this posted elsewhere and felt it so deep.
"Heard someone say "accidentally spent all my life making sure everyone else around me feels comfortable, only to realise I never felt comfortable the whole time" and wow I felt that"
"Heard someone say "accidentally spent all my life making sure everyone else around me feels comfortable, only to realise I never felt comfortable the whole time" and wow I felt that"
August 5, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I just saw this posted elsewhere and felt it so deep.
"Heard someone say "accidentally spent all my life making sure everyone else around me feels comfortable, only to realise I never felt comfortable the whole time" and wow I felt that"
"Heard someone say "accidentally spent all my life making sure everyone else around me feels comfortable, only to realise I never felt comfortable the whole time" and wow I felt that"
Why are kids better at communication than most adults!?!?
August 3, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Why are kids better at communication than most adults!?!?
Trauma sucks ass. I hate this. It's illogical. It's senseless. It's so fucking hard. I didn't ask for this. I didn't create this. Why do I have to carry it all? 😭
July 23, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Trauma sucks ass. I hate this. It's illogical. It's senseless. It's so fucking hard. I didn't ask for this. I didn't create this. Why do I have to carry it all? 😭
Today was the first day waking up NOT a homeowner, after 18 years and 11.5 months. This feels good! I'm ready for the changes, healing, and adventure!
July 19, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Today was the first day waking up NOT a homeowner, after 18 years and 11.5 months. This feels good! I'm ready for the changes, healing, and adventure!
I'm done. That sucked so many stinky, crusty, dingle berries, but it is done and I don't have to go back in there again
July 19, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I'm done. That sucked so many stinky, crusty, dingle berries, but it is done and I don't have to go back in there again
I'm going to cry...
...but not yet, because there's too much to do 🤪
...but not yet, because there's too much to do 🤪
July 17, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I'm going to cry...
...but not yet, because there's too much to do 🤪
...but not yet, because there's too much to do 🤪
Hire help - they said.
It'll save you - they said.
Save me money? Absolutely not!
Save me stress? Apparently not, but they've added more and they aren't even here yet.
Save me time? Uncertain, since they've wasted an hour already.
I HATE moving. I farting despise moving 😭
It'll save you - they said.
Save me money? Absolutely not!
Save me stress? Apparently not, but they've added more and they aren't even here yet.
Save me time? Uncertain, since they've wasted an hour already.
I HATE moving. I farting despise moving 😭
July 17, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Hire help - they said.
It'll save you - they said.
Save me money? Absolutely not!
Save me stress? Apparently not, but they've added more and they aren't even here yet.
Save me time? Uncertain, since they've wasted an hour already.
I HATE moving. I farting despise moving 😭
It'll save you - they said.
Save me money? Absolutely not!
Save me stress? Apparently not, but they've added more and they aren't even here yet.
Save me time? Uncertain, since they've wasted an hour already.
I HATE moving. I farting despise moving 😭
I'm not overwhelmed and on the verge of a panic. I'm not overwhelmed and on the verge of a panic. I'm not overwhelmed and on the verge of a panic. I'm not overwhelmed and on the verge of a panic. I'm not overwhelmed and on the verge of a panic. I'm not overwhelmed and on the verge of a panic. 😉🤪
July 17, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I'm not overwhelmed and on the verge of a panic. I'm not overwhelmed and on the verge of a panic. I'm not overwhelmed and on the verge of a panic. I'm not overwhelmed and on the verge of a panic. I'm not overwhelmed and on the verge of a panic. I'm not overwhelmed and on the verge of a panic. 😉🤪
Today I'm struggling. That's it. That's the entire post.
July 16, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Today I'm struggling. That's it. That's the entire post.
Now is NOT the time for a complete meltdown. 😭 Especially when I can't cry, because I know if I let myself start, I'm not going to start for a while...
July 14, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Now is NOT the time for a complete meltdown. 😭 Especially when I can't cry, because I know if I let myself start, I'm not going to start for a while...
Dear Universe,
Can just ONE thing go well? Pretty please with a cherry on top 🥺
Signed,
An exhausted 👻
Can just ONE thing go well? Pretty please with a cherry on top 🥺
Signed,
An exhausted 👻
July 14, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Dear Universe,
Can just ONE thing go well? Pretty please with a cherry on top 🥺
Signed,
An exhausted 👻
Can just ONE thing go well? Pretty please with a cherry on top 🥺
Signed,
An exhausted 👻
Went to Ren Faire today (yesterday technically, but I haven't gone to bed yet) and ran into several people I know! The best part is befriending a small clump of awesome goblin peeps, only then to have their friend walk up and it be one of your peeps! 😆💙
July 13, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Went to Ren Faire today (yesterday technically, but I haven't gone to bed yet) and ran into several people I know! The best part is befriending a small clump of awesome goblin peeps, only then to have their friend walk up and it be one of your peeps! 😆💙
being allergic to your own sweat is a wild adventure!
July 8, 2025 at 10:22 PM
being allergic to your own sweat is a wild adventure!
I was told this is the Good Place, but I'm definitely the main character in the Bad Place and the demons think it's fucking hilarious to keep fucking with me.
Who else is a main character with me? Were we assigned soulmates? Neighbors? Completely secluded?
Who else is a main character with me? Were we assigned soulmates? Neighbors? Completely secluded?
July 8, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I was told this is the Good Place, but I'm definitely the main character in the Bad Place and the demons think it's fucking hilarious to keep fucking with me.
Who else is a main character with me? Were we assigned soulmates? Neighbors? Completely secluded?
Who else is a main character with me? Were we assigned soulmates? Neighbors? Completely secluded?
FUCK 🤬
Thanks for coming to my TEDTalk.
Thanks for coming to my TEDTalk.
July 7, 2025 at 9:07 PM
FUCK 🤬
Thanks for coming to my TEDTalk.
Thanks for coming to my TEDTalk.