i guess i’m just the target fucking audience for ff games because even if there’s tons of stuff that annoys me about a game, they always give me a very pretty man with many sorrows to grow much too fond of.

okay so small progress they took their shirts and everything else off and HEAVY touched. on a BEACH. in front of the DOG.

now picture me in a bathrobe and crocs behind the camera.

as me what ffxvi is about it is about this insanely hot power couple WHO REFUSE TO TOUCH EACH OTHER

WOWE

i’m not hard to please i’ll take sad sweaty naked man in chains for 200 alex.

um was that a naked BUTT in my final fantasy???? wha ha. what??? a sad and sweaty outline of a BUTT?

in a word: spectacular. just spectacle all around. so many badass lines and shots.

ah so this game is very…cool. just lots of cool stuff happening and cool characters and things that make me go “COOL” out loud.

hon. mention trobbio except i basically hate anything in this game that bounces so

my top three fights

1. skarrmommy karmelita
2. first sinner
3. lost lace

IT’S A GIRL’S GAME EVERYBODY

i did it!!! and two of my favourite hornet screens